Slap Chop
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- Peter0
As a tinfoilhat enthusiast it is my duty to conspire that the Scientologist Church has an in on this deal, making money off the discontent & disbelief of their practise, through the Slap Chop.
- I would like to buy 2 of your tin foil hats for the low low price of 2 easy payments of 9.95. What if I call "rite now" ?mikotondria3
- If you call rite now a slap will be delivered shortly.Peter
- mikotondria30
Upon reading of Vince's fight against the Scientodgerlists I went out and purchased a full-price Shamwow. I didn't "call right now", and so I hope Vince got slightly more money to shove it up their asses and break it off.
- scarabin_net0
how can he slap?
- gabe0
i've never bumped a thread, but there's never been one more deserving than this so...
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- Horp0
I want one.
- TheBIueOne0
"We're going to make America skinny again, one slap at a time..."
- utopian0
Damn I am hungry now, where can I buy a few of these?
- buy two razor blades, melt them into a plastic lid and get to choppin.epete22
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www.slapchop.comjaylarson
- pango0
i don't get the mic he is wearing....
- jevad0
fap chop
- kgvs720
Use it to cut up weed.
- How dare you. That would never happen.epete22
- that's what the metal grinder/keef makers are for.jaylarson
- Hadn't thought of that. GOOD CALL.thizzbobby
- ninjasavant0
Matthew Lesko was entertaining
Billy Mays is obnoxious
This guy is the Jesus of infomercials
- slappy0
I approve.
- Jnr_Madison0
*slap slap slap
- PonyBoy0
my life has been boring...
... because MY TUNA... has been boring.
- hhahahahflavorful
- so good! My life feels great again!CodenameAM
- epete220
why does he look 10 years older?