Sexy gift?
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- mars_rover
Hello!
I want to send my (long distance) boyfriend a nice gift for his birthday. I once saw a very nice daily diary that had little line drawings of sexual positions for every day, and thought something like that, cute and sexy, would be good. The whole thing was nicely put together and colourful and so on. I have been looking online for a while now, but can't seem to find anything like it. (I am not interested in sending him big boob calendars, or half naked pics of Meagan Fox - no offense to those of you who are fans :P).
So I was wondering, any of you have any ideas about where I can look for something appropriate, please?
- kalkal0
Your dirty underwear?
- a always assumed people that were into dirty underwear had never had sex.********
- or were japanese.********
- i hear they were them on their heads.********
- * wear********
- So how's LA LA land?********
- a always assumed people that were into dirty underwear had never had sex.
- fooler20
i wouldn't send a book of sexual positions to a long distance lover, they might be tempted to try them out before they see you.
- ********0
Just get busy with your camera and make your own calendar.
- Machuse0
Yes , nix the sexual positions. That would just be a tease .. at least one would hope.
the calendar idea above is good . that would be a nice touch.
You could also get him something he wants, and leave out the sexual tension all together. Something that would just make him think of you- , I don't think you want to be heightening the sexual side of his mind; men take to that very differently than women when theirs nothing to doMachuse
- _me_0
just get him a playstation/360/wii.... Honestly.
- paraselene0
i got one of these for a bloke once:
http://www.paulsmith.co.uk/walle…it went over pretty well, i think.
- ********0
Just sign him up to a pre paid one years worth of hardcore porn account. He will love you for it.
PORN MAN PORN
- MSL0
My current girlfriend made a small diary of a months worth of cheeky/filthy thoughts and wrote them all down onto nice paper and bound them herself into a little book (she illustrated some of the pages too). It's great as there is so much emotion and thought in it, plus I found out she is pretty damn kinky - which makes me feel less perverted!
Best present I've had from a girl.
- just wait til she stabs you in the face.********
- Oh yeah the thoughts are all of me - should've said that. Not random people or anything.MSL
- just wait til she stabs you in the face.
- chossy0
This is a good idea by the way, men like to fantasise about making sweet sweet love to their ladies, so a few dirty shots of your teets and borehole will fully give him a stawnner. Put the simple title 'teets' and 'Borehole' on the images and he is bound to get an iron on. Just like if he sent you a picture of his stawnner it would give you a wide on yo!.
- ********0
Be sure to post the proof so we can all crit it and check it for typos.
- Mal0
- ********0
Is he in London and you in SouthAfrica?
- 23kon0
moth is right.
get the digi camera out and make your own calendar for him.
just hope you never end up with the pics on whatboyswant.com
