recent wierd dreams
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- cannonball
Bought a foam wakeboard in my dream for $499.99 (yes, got totally ripped off). There was a sticker of Yosemite Sam on the bottom that would come alive and scream and holler at me.
anyone else got any strange ones recently?
- epete220
I have been writing my dreams down recently but I can not remember the one I had last night.
- neferiu0
i dreamed that you dreamt that.
- kalkal0
Mine are vague and nonsensical. Difficult to describe.
- Tungsten0
My dreams make no sense to me.... less sense if I write them on the QBN.
- iCanHazQBN0
very very odd one last night involving hanging out with childhood friends and being chased through a residential neighborhood by dogs that morphed into gorillas. i was thinking about starting a dream thread right now too. weird.
but anyway, i ended up going into someones house and climbing up on top of the fridge where the 4 or 5 apes couldnt quite reach me. and then the scene morphed (the kitchen morphed) into this restaurant type of place and it was night time and instead of the fridge, i was sitting on top of the bar and people were all around me laughing and having a good time and drinking. and my mother was there too, drinking and laughing. then the apes disappeared.
- It means you're gayukit
- fuck you.iCanHazQBN
- i mean.. can i? fuck you?iCanHazQBN
- See?ukit
- yes :(iCanHazQBN
- epete220
here was a weird one...
went to a club and the girl walking in front of me had white pants on and her period was leaking through.
- What happened next?kalkal
- then epete walked away from the mirror and went home to rinse out his vagina.iCanHazQBN
- iCanHazQBN0
but yeah, i had just gotten done playing with my friends. i think we were playing basketball, and then i had to walk home, thats when the dogs came out and started chasing me.
- epete220
here was another, a black lab got hit by a car and i was taking care, petting and loving the dog.
- Loving?ukit
- hahaaaaaaa. thats worse than my gay story.iCanHazQBN
- i feel better now. dog fucker.iCanHazQBN
- dog rapistsublocked
- freaks. his story was beautiful and you put your taint on iterikjonsson
- iCanHazQBN0
nobody cares about my dream. imagine being chased by big giant dogs that morphed into gorillas and then ending up at a bar having drinks!!! it was crrrraaaaazzzzyyy! like a commercial! you wish you could dream like me.
- you try too hard.neferiu
- pay attention to me instead.neferiu
- i have more interesting things to say without ever saying them.neferiu
- whotheeffarui?iCanHazQBN
- Meeklo0
"Bought a foam wakeboard in my dream for $499.99
(yes, got totally ripped off). "BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA...
- arthur0
this morning dreamt that I was watching a show that was West Wing and 24 combined.
It was the last season of West Wing and Josh and Donna were running, screaming into their cell phones that they urgently needed to find a new Attorney General for the presidential transition. Cars were blowing up all around them and people were shooting.
Then Donna was on the street, standing outside her car and Josh yells at her to run away. She jumps and her car explodes. Next, she's neck-deep in a hole in street (made by the explosion) and she gets a call on her cell. She answers (you can only see her head sticking out of the street) and on the phone is her wedding planner (Donna's marrying Josh). The wedding planner says she left her coat in Donna's car. Donna explains her car just blew up. The wedding planner screams "NOOOOOOOO."
- this is the worst dream yet.sublocked
- talking in dreams?epete22
- your dreams don't have talking? I think nearly all of mine do.arthur
- hhahahahahCoffeemaker
- SlashPeckham0
... something about building a new moon to cope with world over population and a conspiracy surrounding Volkswagen concept cars - i think they used alien technology so you could use them to fly through outer space. Anyway this went on for about 900 years... cant wait for tonight...
- cannonball19780
You know what's weird?
In every dream, and I mean EVERY dream where I have super powers... the powers dwindle just slightly over time...
flying turns into jumping really far, mind control turns into minor suggestion...Then when I really need the power the most it peters out on me, and get this - I actually complain about it to the dream, like there's a dream referee or something.
"cmon just this once more... I reeally need to shoot some force beams out of my fists"
I think once or twice the complaining worked, but for the most part I'm left floating up shits creek without a paddle fighting zombies and robots and aliens etc.
- TomBac0
I personally don't remeber my dreams at all. Was thinking that is because of execution of my body or brain. Then i realized its because of my sleeping hours. Then i asked my self am i right in a head.
So I went to find out that (at psychotherapist) and I turns up everything operating at normal.
- drgss0
I dreamt my boss asked me to hire 5-6 new people. I was working on some sort of a questionnaire, but ended up hiring all beautiful girls.
Not really a weird dream, very realistic actually
- drgss0
After that I dreamt about catching fish with a float fishing rig
Caught one fish after the other, the last fish was a huge beast, but top of its head was sawn off or something, and it looked part skeleton, and I wondered how this fish could be alive