Dumbass inquiry emails
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Do you guys get stupid emails from potential clients all the time like I do? I have a form setup to handle such contacts...here's a really ridiculous one that came across my desk today.
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Services interested in:
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Application or Site DevelopmentBusiness Size:
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$0-$5,000Current URL:
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[edited to protect the dumb]Project Goals:
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I would like to resell your services but first would like to contract with you
for the creation of the simplest sample on my site so I can try it. I have tryed
https://substruct.subimage.com/ but would like a more empowered test. Please
send a quote.Similar sites/apps they like:
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Substruct is what I am interested in.Additional Comments:
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Remember I will resell your services. Please quote something for a low budget.
- Jnr_Madison0
enquiry
- http://en.wikipedia.…sublocked
- I know.Jnr_Madison
- http://www.thefreedi…sublocked
- I was trying to make a joke about US english that failed. for most British writers, an enquiry is a request for information, but an inquiry is a formal investigation.Jnr_Madison
- information, but an inquiry is a formal investigation.Jnr_Madison
- aha ok...thought you were failing at being a grammar nazi insteadsublocked
- ornj0
this is why you don't have a form. Makes it too easy for these idiots to give you their nonsense.
- acescence0
i've got a great idea for the next huge social media website, i call it facetube. i don't have any money but will gladly share the profits when we strike it rich. how many days do you think it will take to code that up?
- digdre0
all you should send your stupid clients to me.
serious.