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- mimeartist_limited
This is number 1 on mine...
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- digdre0
1. Eames
2. Eames
3. Eames
4. Eames
5. $3000
- Jnr_Madison0
If you only buy one 20 inch canvas print of Paul Ross this year, this is the one to get.
- My friend was so grateful he gave us the exact same print as an early Christmas present!Jnr_Madison
- Greedo0
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- Jnr_Madison0
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Don't buy this picture. It looks fine on the website, but the one they send you is upside-down. My wife hasn't stopped crying for a week.Shoddy, Amazon. C-.
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- mg330
This painting carries some form of curse.The main character (Paul Ross) moves during the night, and he sometimes leaves the painting and enters the room in which it is being displayed. I have pictures of the incidents and will happily show anyone who is interested. If you look carefully you can see a small doll like figure in the bush within the painting and she appears to be holding a gun. I believe this is what causes Paul to leave the painting. After several sleepless nights and the hideous death of my cat. I have decided to sell this item on ebay. I can no longer bare the torturous pain in my soul and wish to live a normal happy life again. Please, for the love of all that is holy- free me from the nightmare I am now living.
Since obtaining ths as a gift I have lost almost everyone who is closed to me in a tragic log flume accident; my girlfriend left me for the former gladiator Wolf, and my boss sacked me for fraud- I assure you the money was just resting in my account.
- Greedo0
"I can't recommend this picture of entertainer Paul Ross enough. I, like you, am an ardent fan of his effortless presenting style - the way he reads the autocue like a poet reading Wordsworth; his intimate interview questions that probe deeper than a million Parkinsons ever could; the chilling way he brings horror stories to life, his voice a beautiful yet terrifying portal to a mystifying otherworld.
But these fine qualities are not why I recommend this picture. There's a much more significant, deeper reason.
You see, my house is haunted. It has been for years. My hallways chill at the drop of a hat. Pipes moan and groan with the anguish of a thousand souls. Sometimes my curtains move. It's like living in one of the horrifying stories from his Big Black Book.
One day, I decided to escape the bone-chilling terror of my home-life to attend a market fair in a small hamlet two towns over. Among the assorted trinkets and toys, I felt drawn to one stall in particular. The owner, a wizened gentleman of around 90 years, told me he sensed in me feelings he'd not felt for aeons. This led him to show me his most prized asset - an item he swore he'd never sell until the Gods showed him the way.
I think you know what that item was.
When I returned home, I hung this picture above my haunted fireplace. Almost immediately, I felt the cold disappearing. The curtains stopped twitching. The pipes stopped moaning. I felt sure that this picture of Paul Ross expelled the demons from my home - I don't know why and I don't know how, but I can only thank Mr. Ross from the bottom of my heart.
I urge you, dear reader, to bathe in the warmth of Paul's chubby glow. My heart is at peace now - I only wish the same for you.
PS - do you sell any pictures of Jonathan too?"
- "chubby glow"Greedo
- PS: i have no fucking clue who paul ross or jonathan isGreedo
- haha, they're both cunts.Jnr_Madison
- mimeartist_limited0
so what is on yours?
- mimeartist_limited0
i saw paul ross when i was at college... we had a tv school there and he was in to do some presenting for the students.
- mimeartist_limited0
- EAMESdigdre
- You've got a very strange form of tourettes it seems!mimeartist_limited
- digdre0
but, who is paul ross?
- the less (or more) talented brother of Jonathan.Jnr_Madison
- jonawho?digdre
- mg330
I can usually guess what my GF is getting me for Christmas every year, but not sure this year. I have a feeling she's getting me that giant Phaidon Atlas of Contemporary Architecture book, or a gym membership (though that's kind of pricey)