Art Directors
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- jysta0
No one is really like that nowadays? surely? maybe in the 80s.
- andreasm0
it's a fairly laidback stab at the stereotype really... at the moment I can only tick the bald (or balding), small dick and possibly the coke box, but I'm working hard on the other ones. bring back the 80s I say.
- welove0
I'll buy one.
- ian0
I have a handgun, but it only shoots plastic pellets.
I also have a wine cellar, its conveniently located above one of the cupboards in my kitchen and contains 1.5 bottles of port, 1 bottle white wine, 3 bottles red and a litre of vodka.That is all. hohoho!
- only problem is, Im not an art director, nor do I claim to be.ian
- ********0
i have a bbgun
- ********0
so whats up with these?
- ********0
its a pretty deluded sterotype.
- ********0
Sorry, I don't have a small dick.
- how would you know. you haven't been laid in 3 months.amongthemasses
- jfletcher0
There was another sort of joke list I saw before. I thought it was from sagmeister, but I can't find it. It was very similar, but one of the items was something like "sleep with two women at once"
Anyone know this list?btw - agree w/ tank02, poeple call themselves are directors... or just directors WAY to easy there days. Same with "Senior"
- fate_0
LOL since when do Art Directors make the kind of money to afford a house on Lake Como?
- ********0
pfft
- emukid0
this is very accurate. i am a hugely successful art director.
- fate_0
Art Director's Checklist:
-Black Jetta
-Loft fashioned out of an abandoned asbestos factory.
-Ex-wife; now sleeping with a construction worker.
-Mistress: 20-something philosophy student with questionable hygiene.
-MacBook
-Starbucks glued to left hand.
-iPhone glued to right hand.
-Playlist: Fergie, Coldplay, Gnarles Barkley, and any song that can be identified as Hip Hop for "street cred."
-Small dick
-Black turtlenecks
-All dress shirts have top 3 buttons removed.
-Bald head; Goatee
- andreasm0
back from Sweden, the prints look pretty sweet actually...
they are 700 mm x 1000 mm (175 gsm). no crazy printing techniques but the print is good quality.
setting up a paypal thing tomorrow and since I'm saving up for my como villa I was thinking to charge £15 for it. there is a flipside poster as well (check typo/graphic posters for visual). sounds ok?
send me an e-mail on if you're interested. here's another snuff pic:
http://www.corneer.se/nolegacy/?…cheers
andreasps. please link to that Sagmeister thing if you find it!
- ********0
i don't have paypal money, how about mastercard
- rocknonstop0
Whoever made this has been watching too much Mad Men.
- ********0
Who really thinks the majority of Art Directors wear Black Turtlenecks.... wtf!?! Jobs does it so EVERYONE must do it?
Lame as shit.
- andreasm0
haha love the fact that black turtleneck was the one thing that pissed you off!! not cocaine addiction or small dick.
anyway, point taken.
digdre, e-mail me we'll sort it out!