'Designer Guy' = I.T.? 2727 Responses

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• flavorful

  Any friend who has ever asked me about why their computer is extremely slow, takes forever to open things, has pop-ups come up constantly ... to just downright not working anymore: I don't know what I did.

  Me: Stop looking at the pr0n.

  Them: ... But why would looking at porn hurt my computer?

  Me: * Blink. *

  Them: No seriously, I mean I look at sport scores, newspapers and stuff too.

  Me: Not only am I 100% positive it's your endeavors to find more and more fucked up shit to get off to, you're probably going to have to get a new computer.

  Them: Has this ever happened to you, what do I do?

  Me: No it has not happened to me. I don't look at porn for a variety of reasons, one of them being every single person I have ever met who has had a problem with their computer it is related to said porn.

  • you had me up to the point where you said you didn't look at porn... you... dirty... liar. :)– turk_1821/8

    redtube has no malware flav'
    
    im sure you knew that– applepirate2/8

    Nah, actually I don't look at pr0n to be honest. We've had discussions about this.– flavorful3/8

    +1 then, flav. :)– turk_1824/8

    On teh PVN over the years. I'm not sure if FFFFound is considered pr0n but at times it's all I see when, "You may like these images."– flavorful5/8

    "You may like these images."– flavorful6/8

    It doesn't mean I'm not a sick fucking bastard though, haha.– flavorful7/8

    hmmm... +1 again. :)– turk_1828/8

  

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