Let's go on a date with Llyod 3939 Responses

Last post: 4 years, 4 months ago | Thread started: Nov 22, 08, 11:59 a.m.

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• Llyod

  First we meet up at a swanky Japanese restaurant. We have a drink at the bar while we wait for the table near the window reserved for beautiful people. We talk about our professions- she's in marketing and I'm an executive. She gets moist. We sit at the table and talk about topics ranging from politics to art to the enviroment. We click. We split the check.
  After dinner I offer to drive her home. She accepts. We walk to my car. This is the first thing she sees:
  

  

  
  We get in and she proceeds to blow the hell out of me. Mission accomplished.

  Nov 22, 08, 11:59 a.m. – Permalink

• Horp

  You are truly lost Llyod, on any compass you care to consult.

  

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  Dog-earNov 22, 08, noon – Permalink

• Meeklo

  you are a lonely man huh Lloyd?

  

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  Dog-earNov 22, 08, 12:01 p.m. – Permalink

• Llyod

  I would let you polish my Bruno Maglis if you were lucky enough

  • My Bruno Maglis need a polish. Fuck the snow.– monospaced

  

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  Dog-earNov 22, 08, 12:02 p.m. – Permalink

• Meeklo

  • reality– Meeklo1/3

    hahaha– creez2/3

    LOLz– Point53/3

  

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  Dog-earNov 22, 08, 12:04 p.m. – Permalink

• Horp

  I would like for you to experience euthenasia llyod, just once in your life.

  • <strike>just once in your life</strike>– Jaline1/7

    The part you are striking was the part I liked to think of as being "a punchline".– Horp2/7

    Oh, I know.– Jaline3/7

    Ok.– Horp4/7

    * Smashes some windows.– Horp5/7

    Women-folk :)– Jaline6/7

    GAH! Wemons.– Horp7/7

  

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  Dog-earNov 22, 08, 12:05 p.m. – Permalink

• locustsloth

  where the hell is that Llyod virus comic when you need it

  • http://img218.images…– Jaline

  

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  Dog-earNov 22, 08, 12:07 p.m. – Permalink

• Ruffian

  Did I hear "cliché"?

  

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  Dog-earNov 22, 08, 12:09 p.m. – Permalink

• locustsloth

  Thanks Jaline

  

  • lol– creez1/5

    emu made it, I believe.– Jaline2/5

    revolutionary.– Point53/5

    brilliant– nearestexit4/5

    hahahha– Juan_Dumplo5/5

  

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  Dog-earNov 22, 08, 12:24 p.m. – Permalink

• moamoa

  http://llyodng.multiply.com/

  

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  Dog-earNov 22, 08, 12:25 p.m. – Permalink

• Horp

  Somone please locate Llyods actual website so I can go and look at his illustraton of a frog once more. That is really... its, I... oh god, Llyod's frog illustration is just... its... please, where is that site?

  • http://tripleflux.co…
    ;(– moamoa1/3

    SON OF A BITCH TOOK IT ODWN. Somebody PLEASE have that frog saved off. PLEASE.– Horp2/3

    maybe you will fine something here:
    http://web.archive.o…
    – moamoa3/3

  

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  Dog-earNov 22, 08, 12:29 p.m. – Permalink

• Nairn

  The reality..
  

  • wtf– 3point14159

  

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  Dog-earNov 22, 08, 12:35 p.m. – Permalink

• mimeartist_com

  fucking hell, how sad is this.

  • HAHAHA, Who, Llyod? or all of us for bothering to pile in with the vitriol?– Horp

  

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  Dog-earNov 22, 08, 12:43 p.m. – Permalink

• creez

  wtf?

  • poor frog– creez

  

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  Dog-earNov 22, 08, 12:52 p.m. – Permalink

• ukit

  Jesus Christ

  *spits on thread*

  

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  Dog-earNov 22, 08, 12:59 p.m. – Permalink

• RickyBobby

  Shake N Bake!!! This guy is a double douche!!!

  

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  Dog-earNov 22, 08, 1:09 p.m. – Permalink

• gung_hoek

  I am impressed.

  

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  Dog-earNov 22, 08, 1:23 p.m. – Permalink

• Meeklo

  I think Lloyd is a good guy, he is just lonely.

  

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  Dog-earNov 22, 08, 1:24 p.m. – Permalink

• Llyod

  you're all jealous.

  

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  Dog-earNov 22, 08, 1:25 p.m. – Permalink

• monospaced

  Isn't that a line from American Psycho?

  • of course– monospaced

  

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  Dog-earNov 22, 08, 1:26 p.m. – Permalink

• visionary

  What type of woman are you looking to attract Lloyd? Think towards the future. Will she make a good wife and mother? Will she sag? These are all important issues.

  

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  Dog-earNov 22, 08, 1:45 p.m. – Permalink