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I like getting gifts for people, a lot actually.
However, I don't like getting them.
I feel like someone wants something from me when they do something supposedly nice.
I live by the following motto:
I see it,
I like it,
I buy it.Which is also the reason no one ever has any idea what to get me.
Another motto I live by?:
Don't
eat the
yellow snow.
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If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know?
No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So - we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
THANK YOU EVERYBODY AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
- ItalianStallion0
To spend some time with people I love, eating, drinking, smoking joints, painting walls, fishing, walking in the woods, watching movies...
And some time to sleep too.- sounds wonderful_salisae_
- painting walls eh? you write?sublocked
- walking in the woods sounds scary as shit.Point5
- Yes I do (sublocked).
Yes it is (Point5) but it is also something I love especially when lights goes down...ItalianStallion - Are you recommending drug use?MrOneHundred
- dog_opus0
I already got it: a new desk. Maybe I'll get some money. Honestly, I just wish I had some more time to make everyone nice Christmas cards. Oh yeah, I'd also like to hear more "Merry Christmas" and less "Happy Holidays." Kind of getting on my last nerve.
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- MrOneHundred0
A new camera. Even a second-hand new camera. If anyone has an old Canon 350D or 400D that they want to give away, I would really appreciate it. I’d take lots of great photos!
