Are you Tiptarded?
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- cade1
I was out with a bunch of people at a restaurant the other night. When the check arrived we all wiped out out credit cards, because that is how assholes pay for food. Anyway, We did the thing where we turn the check over to write down how much to charge to each card. Here is where you can pick out the tiptards from the normal humans. Tiptards think there is an express lane way to settle the bill and opt to include the their tip before the sign slip returns to them. When it does arrive they can just cross out the tip write in how much they owe and sign completely unaware of their doucheness.
You don't get it do you? Well then, you're probably Tiptarded.
I drew up a diagram to prove you wrong: http://aokistudios.com/pdf/tip-t…
- 7point340
whatever happened to the douche that stopped tipping?
- sherm0
thats too much for my brain, that pdf. its fucking 4:30 in the afternoon. show me a graph or pie chart or something.
- anxiousarms0
"because that is how assholes pay for food"
that's probably the most awesome phrase i've ever laid eyes on.
- mcLeod0
if they charge each card separately, each person gets their own receipt to sign with a tip line included so they can each tip individually. what's wrong with that?
- the tiptards aren't putting in a tip you tiptard!anxiousarms
- then that would be awsome but we thought we could handle one bill...... wrong.
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- TheBlueOne0
fuck you martin you can keeps you cheezburgers
- double post?anxiousarms
- No. On purpose.TheBlueOne
- i'm seeing that.anxiousarms
- It amuses me.TheBlueOne
- ditto.anxiousarms
- Ruffian0
I almost always leave tips in cash.
- brandelec0
first world annoyances
- Jnr_Madison0
I leave tips 60% of time, all the time.
- metal_leg_will0
I hate that group pay bullshit.
Have to be in groups where we know each other enough to rotate "picking up the check". Otherwise, I'm out to eat with strangers or tiptards.
- "metal leg will"? Will what exactly?TheBlueOne
- In this case - will pick up the check.metal_leg_will
- SkyPoo0
What the fuck am I supposed to conclude from this? I have time to read any of this shit or look at your powerpoint presentation. Just tell me the way to tip in one word or less.
And its Alpine Gothic you stupid cunts.
- skt0
welcome to qbn by the way. you don't sound like a complete cock at all.
- heheJnr_Madison
- Some people are difficult. My goal is to expose them. sexually speakingcade1
- boobs0
I tip waitresses. Not waiters.
- d_rek0
I worked too many years in food-service not to leave a tip. You have to be one shitty, fucked up server to not get a tip from me.
- MrBixler0
This 'tiptard' concept, is that what you're peddling as form these days?
- MSTRPLN0
or the people that go to lunch, and say "hey, just pay me your share in cash and I'll pay the total of the bill with my credit card for 'faster service' "
and then it's really their company's expense card and they pocket the cash, or they use they are Airmiles cheapskates.
- Mimio0
The answer is... "they should go fuck themselves."
- harlequino0
"tiptard" vs. "What the shit?"
which will catch on sooner?- "shit the tiptard"MSTRPLN
- tiptard.anxiousarms
- Bloody Vagina Fart.cade1