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- flavorful0
Got in a verbal altercation with my brother as he accused me of spitting on his friend. Yadda yadda, one thing led to another and I punched him in the face, and then before he could react just bullrushed him. Ending up sending him through the door, and screen door, and then through the back porch railing, hahah. It was wood thankfully I guess, and was quite sturdy and actually was a support beam to the floor above.
Since I'm all class, as I stood at the edge I pointed to him and said, "Hey ... wake up you fuck. Wake up. * Spit. * There now I spit." Looked at his friend who was just in complete shock and he goes, "Jer, I think you fucking killed him."
Didn't say anything about the incident, but I ended up going to the emergency room as I had to clean it up and stepped on a nail that went through my foot. Didn't hurt but figured I needed a tetanus shot, haha.
The same friend's reaction when my mother told him she had to take me to the hospital, "JER?! MRS. FITZ I HOPE YOU MEANT MIKE!" Which then led to her finding out.
My brother and I laugh about it now. We also laugh about the time I skipped school and waited all day for him and his friends to walk their usual way and when I heard them coming at the last second I jumped out and repeatedly went at his knees with a metal tennis racket leaving him almost crippled as he had Osgood-Schlatter too boot. I would later develop the condition in a twist of irony, however, no one ever came at me like a bookie's henchmen demanding payment.
- I forget the extent of injuries to my brother, but he ended up wheezing when he breathed for two months.flavorful
- Shit I'm so glad you are not my brother! But I would have kicked your ass back!mattiaBK
- so where's the pain?hallelujah
- My brother beat me relentlessly for years up until that point. When I got big enough to pose a threat, it was no longer fun for him.flavorful
- for him, haha. He dislocated my jaw one time which stands out as I gave him a free shot and he took it, haha.flavorful
- Jaline0
mistermik reminded me of something. I once re-pierced my nose after the original piercer didn't do it correctly and go all the way through. I just took a pin or needle and slowly put it through. Hurt like a bi-awch, but I got it done and everything's fine.
- CALLES0
hm last ine i can remeber is falling from lifeguard stand trying to get on the ledge to get to the roof at 4 in the morning with a girl... feel a good 13 feet right on my back... could breath for about 1 entire minute... still got laid... good times... but couldn't walk the next day
- mattiaBK0
Three things for me. Broke my leg while driving my motorcycle. A jackass open the door of his car right when I drove by it. My lower leg was swollen like crazy. My left knee gave in while playing rugby, and lastly, my right shoulder dislocated during a rugby practice.
Nothing crazy, the usual injuries.
- CALLES0
i also snorted a very very very hot peruvian sauce
- BaskerviIle0
Two surgeries on my back this year. They botched the first op, it got infected, now that hurt. Had 20 stitches then when they messed it up they had to do it all again, it hurt more the second time around because I knew what was coming. Only just started sleeping on my back again recently a year after the first op. Missed 3 months of work (luckily I had medical insurance), so pretty much the worst year of my life.
I appreciate not being in pain now so much it's unbelievable.The weird thing I found with pain is that you gradually get used to it. Like day one, it hurt lots, day 21 it kind slipped into the background a bit. Now my pain threshold is a lot higher.
- mangosnot0
flyingnowhere, I did a 7 hour sitting when I got my back done.
That evening I was sick as all hell, can't imagine TWO 10 hour sittings... that's straight up beasting status.
- chossy0
I totally forgot I fell into a fire once and my left leg has been horribly burnt!!! I got my first tattoo over the scaring, tell you what though being badly burnt isnae very nice :'(
- CALLES0
choosy that is gross
- mangosnot0
two quick additions:
I have scars on both my wrists from going through windows - 5 years old - ran with my hand in front of me to hit the dorlatch in hopes of opening it...smash! right thru a storm window. The other was from trying to open a window that was frozen shut. So my smart ass decides to push the window to break the ice...smash! Another open wrist. If you look at them, it totally looks like I attempted suicide.CALLES, I too had a pool accident. I fell off of a 15 ft. high dive onto the SIDE of the pool. Landed on my feet, but broke both ankles. 4th grade.
Needless to say I'm fairly accident prone.
- autoflavour0
- What exactly was the intended result here? Death, haha? I've done some dumb things with stairs but never trying to fly like Superman when jumping them.flavorful
- Superman when jumping them... or sliding down a surf board.flavorful
- i just cant see how they ever thought this would be a good ideaautoflavour
- wtfJaline
- morilla0
- knee blown out.
- shoulder blown out.
- herniated disc L5 ( couldn't walk or stand for 3 weeks, was pretty blinding)
- the sessions of my black work sucked. Long ones 35 total hours of 7 hour sessions. I got sick, couldnt sleep basically for one month.
- ETM0
Hit by a car on my bike when I was young. Flew 20 feet and hit my head on the curb. Cracked skull, brain fluid leaking out my ear. Well, I guess it hurt... I was in a coma for a a while. Felt okay when I woke up (except the massive headache) but had no clue why the hell I was in a hospital, alone as a kid. It was night too, so all the lights were off. But for the rest of my stay, I got all the Jello I could eat. LOL
Sucked after, my parents became so over protective I couldn't do anything! That was the real pain I guess.
- megE0
Back in 1996 (whenever the Atlanta Olympics were) my sisters and I were playing Olympic gymnastics in our back yard all summer. I'm pretty sure my mom hated us that summer because 'playing gymnastics' resulted in 3 trips to the ER.
#1 I was attempting to swing on the bars on our swing set and then flip/dismount at the same time. I landed directly mouth first into the ground, knocking the air out of myself and knocking myself out. I bit through my cheek and had 12 stitches on the inside of my mouth - thankfully no scar on the outside.
#2 My sister tried to jump over our picnic table bench/balance beam and tripped - landing directly on her elbow and dislocating it.
#3 My other sister though diving into our 2 foot plastic pool was a great idea and smashed face first into the bottom breaking her nose.
:) fun summer. And parents think girls are easy!
- ETM0
-Broken leg
-Blown out both ankle ligaments
-Broken sewer grate bar ending up in left knee
-Slipping and leaving a chunk of eyebrow on metal stairs.
-Iodine/peroxide/alcohol on any open wound.
- vespa0
i'm so visually sensitive that every time i see badly kerned type my eyes bleed.
- life hurts being that giftedmegE
- oh and there was that nipple piercing at 16, where they used an earlobe gun instead of a needle.vespa
- you know it MegE. the pain.vespa
- Pics?Jaline
- pics of the type? i couldn't do it to you jaline, i know you're gifted too...vespa
- The bleeding eyes, I mean, but it's cool. I can use my imagination.Jaline
- BaskerviIle0
wow, everyone here is such a hardman. Who'd know a bunch of poncey designers would have been through anything more than a strained wrist from lifting their grande non-fat-half-cap-latte
- Ramanisky20
having your appendix get infected ... swell and then burst is quite a painful experience ... its really something else
- paraselene0
shattered tailbone
- ow.vespa
- i then had to drive myself to the hospital!!!paraselene
- oooouuuuuchie pouchie!!!! you broke your smell bone yo! :'(chossy
- I think you win for me. Because whenever that is sore I act like a bitch and am terribly depressing (more than usual) for daysJaline
- The pain doesn't go away for a long time, it seems.Jaline
- it's an injury no-one wants to kiss better !!!chossy
- turk_1820
hmmm...
my bouts w/pancreatitis have sucked - worse pain in the world - your stomach becomes ablaze and won't go out unless you get some super drugs from the E.R...
broke my right wrist three times... :)
fractured 6 vertebrae in my back... :(
ummm... and then there's my non-stop migraine issue that also put me in the hospital as a kid... but I've come to live with it now...
... someone hold me?
- Have you looked into the migraine surgery? It works for some.ETM