Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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- bigtrickagain0
A woman is in the hospital on april 1st giving birth. It's a difficult one - the doctor is between the woman's legs yelling "PUSH! PUSH!" and the woman is screaming "AAAUUUUUGH!" The doctor yells "I CAN SEE THE HEAD! PUSH HARDER" and the woman screams "AAAAAHHHH" and puuushes and the baby pops out into the doctor's hands.
He looks at it for a minute, then suddenly he throws it down on the ground, stomps on its head, picks it up, and throws it against the wall! The woman yells "OMIGOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BABY?!?"
The doc starts laughing and says "Haha april fools! It was already dead!"
- hahaha.airey
- You will have your own room in hell for that one... Coldnecromation
- LOLOLOL. I laughed. Good shit.dMullins