Funniest thing i said 2 Day
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- rafalski0
of a guy who took a sip of soda followed by vodka rather than the other way around: "he was just mixing himself a drink in his mouth"
oh, you mean funny quotes?.. woot, people laughed..
- Mal0
You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
- Stalock0
All day breakfast, served anytime!
- CALLES0
"Oh she is a stripper for sure! look at her ass... she is like 6 feet tall...huge awesome tits... long straight straight blonde hair... and that unmistakably whorish face... she probably just left Goldrush right now and came to vote"
at the parking lot for early voting
mind you i live in south beach... very possible... she wasn't model type... more like stripper type
- JazX0
Judge, I didn't do it. Believe me not the evidence against me.
- ukit0
I haven't spoken yet
- gentleman0
'shitacular'
- waterhouse0
"That girl is so dumb she still sleeps with a mobile over her bed."
- epete220
lol
- Khurram0
haha. no no. You're right. Please, let's share some more feelings. I'll get the Haagen Dazs, and two spoons. I see we already have the kleenex.
*gives valentim super big loving hug!!*
Hang in there sweety! You should write a poem for her to tell her how much you love her and do like a collage of pictures of you too together!!
- drgss0
yea, thats hilarious
- mistermik0
"I've just sat on my bollocks"
- 3point141590
"that dude just gave the window a "ham-press"
- He shoved is bare ass against the window of the restaurant
- chossy0
'is that your rape gloves or hawk wranglers gloves'
- hahahaha. I want to know the context of that statement!ian
- I found a pair of sinister leather gloves in my workmates car.chossy
- hahaha. sinister eh? were they stashed there along with the chloroform and mask?ian
- how hard can it be to work out what choosy meant?mistermik
- Oh I understood what he meant, I just wanted to know how those phrases crept into his conversation.ian
- skii0
i'd rather wash my dad
- mistermik0
of course i love working here.
- MSL0
"it's like watching monkeys use tools"
- MrMackem0
Jizzcocks.
- al_la0
Your mom will be there? hhhhhhhhhmmmmm I like MILFs.
- skii0
fancy a bum?