Take her to dinner
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- b_electro
When you're in the doghouse, take her to a nice dinner. Sheesh, how did I almost forget that??
- designbot0
massage always works too
- madirish0
or "him"
- Doorman0
raw sex
- CALLES0
be careful you dont want to do something so obvious that will seem like you are trying to buy off her anger with a cheap dinner that you haven't done in years
- hahaha, you can't winJaline
- it's true!CALLES
- what about a heart felt apoligy really meaning it and then once things are betterCALLES
- pull the "look i haven't done things that i used to do a while back... how about if i take you out to dinner"CALLES
- I tried McDonalds once and got slapped :P jkdesignbot
- but you HAVE to maintain it. There are predators like me out thereCALLES
- How can she slap?killthefish
- ahahahflavorful
- D_Dot0
Free groin shot works to.
- brains0
Honest apology, nice kiss, and an offer to plow her up the butt.
- Jaline0
TheBlueOne said something very profound about women once. Anyone have the quote? I put it somewhere...
- CALLES0
south park mr harrison?
don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
- Llyod0
finger in the butt
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- Doorman0
outdoor shag
- JazX0
I'd buy a cheap bottle of wine, but dress it up nice and when she isn't looking crack her in the back of the head, so she forgets all about what happened. Perfect.
- Mal0
As an old friend used to say on his relationships with women.
"After sex I give her a subway token and a cup of coffee to go".
- matt310
flowers usually work pretty good - it's one trick we have that we can use
- kona0
i'm writing this stuff down... this is GOLDEN and i'm sure i'll need it as i just picked up a new xbox game so the wife won't be seeing me for like a week or so until i beat this sum bitch.
- CALLES0
OR!!! do the easy thing... pay a rough looking friend of your... say like me or point 5 to brake into your house, while she is in it of course" and then save her from the robber or rapist(thats at your discretion) and then stab your friend for like 100$. try not to make it fatal
- Kingpin.™flavorful
- i did this once but i payed a bum to break. stabbed him to death. saved the wife. took back my money. it was a win win.kona
- win situation. bonus points for cleaning up the streets.kona
- we know how you feel about hobosCALLES
- Why not just switch wife with a goodlooking hobo? Begers can't be choosers you know (notes "finger in butt remark")Peter