Happy Yom Kippur Everybody
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- PIITB
Im not Jewish but I would like to Hap-Hap-Happy Yom to all my jewish friends.
Lets all eat some pork. jk/lol
- waterhouse0
I'm hungry
- GeorgesII0
you antisemitic sodomite!!!
- capsize0
happy isn't today
- OhYeah0
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
- BaskerviIle0
I'm hungry, it's been 22 hours since I ate or drank anything (including water), only 2-3 hours to go. I do it every year so it's not a big deal. I quite like the fact that it makes me appreciate food at the end of it.
- flavorful0
It's not exactly a "happy" holiday, haha.
- Faction180
haha, yeah. more so a solemn and introspective one. but enjoyable nonetheless.
- PIITB0
I think you guys know what I mean.
- DaveO0
No gear then?
- JazX0
Hip Hip Kippur!
- JazX0
- big
blond
Germanswaterhouse - hee heheheheh, great flick.JazX
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- Khurram0
Surprise! I have a dick!!