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- chossy
Not really post worthy but I want attention today.
Had a trampy drunk guy walk into our office and ask us if we needed and runners for our film shoots, we told him no thanks mate we are fine....
anyway it reminded me of this story from my past,
I stayed in a very run down flat once with my friend kevin, we had no lock on our door so we used a little block of wood to jam it shut. One evening Kevin came back drunk and didn't put the wood back in the door and went to sleep I woke up about an hour later to see a guy in my flat poking around, so I shouted do you know me or kevin?, he said something like I will rip you apart so I fucking got him in a headlock and threw him down the stairs, I was naked at the time and I ran after him for a bit.
- calculator0
ha, funny. but true?
- SkyPoo0
Erect?
I would have raised the sword just to put him on the back foot so to speak.
- chossy0
gross spooksies, you with a stawnner on pure beating a guy down with it,...... feasible indeed as your wife (she's not his wife) told me it is like an iron bar.
- Carl_Weathers0
Laughing hysterically at the raised sword. GOLD.
- pascii0
imagin if she were a drunk woman with massive...
- with massive fannies?...chossy
- nay, with massive - http://www.metro.co.…pascii
- A row of massive fannies down each leg, like a lesser known hindu deity.SkyPoo
- chossy0
See the whole getting a stawnner on when you are fighting will it not be a bit sore if for example you fall on your sword?... wait I just now understand the term he fell on his sword, it is when a knight of old got beefed frae his enemies :/
- ha! i bet they had boners all teh time in fight clubpascii
- SkyPoo0
Apparently in Naked Greece back in the olden days when men used to fight each other in ancient tournaments they DId in fact get herribly aroused by the whole thing.
There's a gay sub-culture devoted to naked fighting for that reason.
GO ON TARQUIN, PIN THAT BUGGER DOWN!
- chossy0
go on tarquin pin the bugger down then get him reared likesey!!!