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• Tark

  have sex with this...

  

  or this...

  

  Oct 2, 08, 5:18 p.m. – Permalink

• Jnr_Madison

  At least if I fucked Amy I might get high of of her fluids.

  

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  Dog-earOct 2, 08, 5:19 p.m. – Permalink

• bulletfactory

  amy; 5-10 years ago.

  • you're bending the rules and being a pedo.– Jnr_Madison1/2

    shit - i thought she was in her mid 30s– bulletfactory2/2

  

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  Dog-earOct 2, 08, 5:20 p.m. – Permalink

• TheBlueOne

  Well I certainly wouldn't want to watch them have sex with each other.

  *shudders

  • Scissor sisters.– brains1/2

    that would be a snuff movie.– Jnr_Madison2/2

  

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  Dog-earOct 2, 08, 5:21 p.m. – Permalink

• d_rek

  I'd rather make it with prince:
  

  

  • hahahahahahah– Jnr_Madison1/4

    he is their scientific lovechild– Tark2/4

    prince is not anyones lovechild. If he is, he is somehow his OWN lovechild.– d_rek3/4

    you make a convincing point. somehow– Tark4/4

  

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  Dog-earOct 2, 08, 5:21 p.m. – Permalink

• Tark

  Sandra Bernhardt btw

  

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  Dog-earOct 2, 08, 5:22 p.m. – Permalink

• MrOneHundred

  1. gimme a time machine
  2. gimme a sex change and erase any sense of taste, dignity and then my memory. And wash me thoroughly in one of those radioactive decontamination showers – silkwood style.

  • Deal!– Tark

  

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  Dog-earOct 2, 08, 5:22 p.m. – Permalink

• Nairn

  No.

  • Just.. no.– Nairn1/10

    If your life depended on it????– Jnr_Madison2/10

    you could wear 3 condoms and a mummy suit.– Tark3/10

    No.
    
    http://www.khalisi.c…– Nairn4/10

    So you would rather die?– Jnr_Madison5/10

    I would actually rather physically die than have any involvement with either of their likely noxious fannies.– Nairn6/10

    I bet they have teeth.
    Winehouse's might be missing a few, and the remaining'll be yellow and rotten too.– Nairn7/10

    i think what Nairn is saying is....
    No. It is his right as human to say no.– Tark8/10

    Belching sulphurously.– Nairn9/10

    Exactly, Tark.
    
    I'd rather be waterboarded.– Nairn10/10

  

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  Dog-earOct 2, 08, 5:28 p.m. – Permalink

• Wolfboy

  Winehouse is in my Deadpool list - I'm figuring that she might go 'overboard' with the celebrations when that degenerate husband of hers gets out.

  Big points for me that day.

  • who else made the list?– Tark1/6

    Randy 'Macho Man' Savage, Prince Philip, Richard Dawkins, Sir Bobby Robson, Ray Bradbury, Robert Mugabe, Patrick Swayze, and my only points - Paul Newman– Wolfboy2/6

    Patrick Swayze, and my only points - Paul Newman– Wolfboy3/6

    Pete Doherty in there?– 5timuli4/6

    nah, I went for one of the two. also, the points work thusly: 1 point for every year younger than 100 the person is when they shuffle off. that way you don't get people picking ten 95 year olds.– Wolfboy5/6

    that way you don't get people picking ten 95 year olds.– Wolfboy6/6

  

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  Dog-earOct 2, 08, 5:33 p.m. – Permalink

• dog_opus

  Yeah, I'm gonna go with celibacy here. Unless there's money and a memory-wipe involved.

  • Clearly I am more desperate for sex than you. (see above)– MrOneHundred1/2

    lol I should have read all the responses first (I never do). Great minds and all...– dog_opus2/2

  

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  Dog-earOct 2, 08, 5:50 p.m. – Permalink

• Greedo

  amy winehouse any day, you know she won't fuck sober, so you're likely to get high off her supply...

  • Greedo would end up eating at the buffet after smoking the crack with her.– Tark

  

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  Dog-earOct 2, 08, 5:51 p.m. – Permalink

• janne76

  i think i'd rather have my weener cut off and flee to a monastry...

  

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  Dog-earOct 2, 08, 6:03 p.m. – Permalink

• janne76

  at least there's always really attractive popstars

  

  

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  Dog-earOct 2, 08, 6:05 p.m. – Permalink

• Nairn

  I think I'd rather have Janne's weener cut off and have him sent to a monastery.

  • aww sweet thanks.
    but please sign an agreement that you will never feed said weener to the popstars mentioned earlier..– janne761/3

    mentioned above– janne762/3

    No. I have money on such plans.
    
    *rubs hands together gleefully*– Nairn3/3

  

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  Dog-earOct 2, 08, 6:05 p.m. – Permalink

• Nairn

  In fact, can we arrange it anyway - just for kicks?

  • *presses hands over weener, backs out of this place...– janne761/3

    *ruuuuuunsss– janne762/3

    *calls circus, confirms*
    
    *runs after Janne with cleaver*– Nairn3/3

  

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  Dog-earOct 2, 08, 6:07 p.m. – Permalink

• 5timuli

  Just close your eyes and think of this.

  

  • See, there she looks like a healthy Jewish girl - but then you know she'll just open her mouth and spoil everything.– Nairn1/4

    *heartily rubs knees*
    
    r'Oooooh.... Jewish chicks.– Nairn2/4

    i can smell her pits from here.– Tark3/4

    I'd hit this version– Llyod4/4

  

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  Dog-earOct 2, 08, 6:08 p.m. – Permalink

• Llyod

  why does she have tattoos of a bunch of chicks?

  

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  Dog-earOct 2, 08, 6:20 p.m. – Permalink

• d_rek

  I want a nasty little jewish princess
  With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
  A horny little jewish princess
  With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
  Lonely inside
  Well, she can swallow my pride

  I want a hairy little jewish princess
  With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
  I want a steamy little jewish princess
  With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
  I dont want no troll
  I just want a yemenite hole

  I want a darling little jewish princess
  Who dont shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
  A vicious little jewish princess
  To specifically happen with a pee-pee thats snappin
  All up inside
  I just want a princess to ride
  Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

  I want a funky little jewish princess
  A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
  A brazen little jewish princess
  With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
  She can even be poor
  So long as she does it with four on the floor
  (vapor-lock)

  I want a dainty little jewish princess
  With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
  A fragile little jewish princess
  With roumanian thighs, who weasels n lies
  For two or three nights
  Wont someone send me a princess who bites
  Wont someone send me a princess who bites
  Wont someone send me a princess who bites
  Wont someone send me a princess who bites

  • RIP Frank– Llyod

  

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  Dog-earOct 2, 08, 6:44 p.m. – Permalink