500$ Anyone?
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- CALLES
sooo saturday i went out with my girl and 3 of her friends ang got offered 500$ from a guy for him to suck my penis... He even went to ask my girlfriend if he could have me for 15 minutes
- Jnr_Madison0
What did your gf say? Was it a GO GO GO?
- Mimio0
So what are you going to do with the money?
- haha!sleepyfatso
- bwhahahahhahahacanuck
- he's going to offer to pay someone so he can suck their penis.Jnr_Madison
- lol lol lolJaline
- ahhahah********
- 7point340
let me get this straight:
a guy offered you 500 dollars and a blow job?
so retro-actively, how much does your girlfriend owe you now?
- KwesiJ0
a man asked me something a long those lines in a parking lot and i nearly killed him, he ran away. i couldn't imagin what its like being a woman and having freeks like that around.
- CALLES0
i think that was when i decided to provide the nights entertainement... I proceded to pull down my pants and slap the guy in the ass... the girls were loving it. Mind you that this is a very exclusive expensive sorta place... and i did it for free =(
- tasty0
you could make a low budget version of Indecent Proposal about this.
call up vivid video, they will be interested.
- ********0
gaydars are rarely entirely faulty.
- jimzyk0
you should have —
taken the money UPFRONT ...
then just about as you are to enter into his face - mouth, KICK him into the TEETH .
them get the money, burn it all, and sing a song of victory.thats a bit disturbing...
you must be hot for the gays?
- Glitterati_Duane0
Are you serious right now?
- zbolena0
and you posted this why?.........
- don't worry one day you'll find the guy that will let you blow them7point34
- why not?Jnr_Madison
- CALLES0
i thoguth it would make a monday funny
- ukit0
Years later you may look back on this as a watershed moment in your life
- ********0
So, by the way, probably not coming down for Art Basel this year.
This thread has nothing to do with it.
* Blink. *
hahaha
- you don't like free money and blow jobs?7point34
- Yea, what the hell was I thinking?! ... I will still be crashing on your couch if that's cool, haha.********
- Flight is only like 300 at the moment, but it's to Fort Lauderdale. I actually know this broad down there I can stay with too.********
- yeah my couch is cool... i was hoping that you would ask for the bedCALLES
- ahahah********
- just offer him 500, CALLES. might seal the deal7point34
- sublocked0
if this is serious and you didn't promptly uppercut the freak then you're a little bitch.
- is 'uppercut' where you stoke the giver's face ?mikotondria3
- no i'm talking evander holyfield style.sublocked
- Nairn0
You just know this tale's been edited a little.
It was $5, and CALLES spent the whole night with his Dad.
- lolJnr_Madison
- =(CALLES
- HAHAHA!ukit
- Aaaw, CALLES,I'm sorry.
Look - here's $5.
*unzips fly*Nairn