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- PIITB
Everytime I come in wearing the same color shirt as someone else some asshole has to say " I guess you got the blue shirt with white stripes memo". har aharr hahah har
WTF can we stop this. I feel like im in the movie Office Space.
- flavorful0
Shut the fucking fuck up you fucking blue shirt with white stripes looking motherfucker.
- boobs0
I see you got the "I'm so fucking clever" memo.
- Mimio0
Sounds like somebody has a little case of the "Thursdays."
- PIITB0
I guess you guys are the ones in your office that say that to the other people?
Hint: nobody likes it so stop, its kinda gayeee and annoying.
- flavorful0
Next time someone says that be like, "What memo ... your wife gave me the heads up last nite."
Wait a bit.
"Literally."
- tasty0
Say, "Nah, I just got the memo that you're a douche".
- tymeframe0
At my old office, our video guy, used to complain about this guy at his old place always saying "Alright, who's feeling it!?".
But that same guy would walk into our office saying..."Alright, who's feeling it?"
fu*king annoying. especially at 9am.
- MrDinky0
*fist bump
- flavorful0
"Low hanging fruit" is a phrase that makes me want to either kill the person instantly after they say it.
Instead I just bust their balls or Thatcher's about it.
- pylon0
*Manage expectations.*
*Scenario*
*Deployment*
All get me....
- MrDinky0
what does that mean?
- low hanging fruit?MrDinky
- easy little jobs or tasks.
Making the logo bigger is LHF on their lists of 'amendments'.mikotondria3
- rson0
- I jumped when I was this img.pylon
- You were that image? Must've been horrible for you.killthefish
- Are you thinking what Im thinking??
If so, you might be a pedophile.meok - Render? Too scary to be real!pylon
- 23kon0
Its a pity that most macs and pc's these days dont have floppy drives otherwise you couldve .....
got a 3.5inch floppy
take it apart carefully
scrape the sulphur stuff off a box of matches
spread some glue on the underside of the data part of the disc
wait till its dried then put the disc back together.
put a sticker on it saying "TOP SECRET"
then leave it on/near the desk of the knob who shouts that shit to you.his curiosity will get the better of him and he'll put it into his computer.
the disc inside will spin and cause some friction against the inside of the disc.
then his computer will "genie!"
(meaning that the computer will go on fire and loads of sulphur smelling smoke will fill the office)then you skip around the guy, patting him on the head singing
"Genie, Genie, Genie ...... Genie, Genie, Genie ......Genie, Genie, Genie ......"
- killthefish0
I don't get it. When you get the memo why don't you just then NOT wear the shit that they put there in the memo, so then you wouldn't have the shirt on so nobody would say that to you?
- 23kon0
If the person that shouts that is a fat bastard then you could reply with "yeah but i wear it well" or something
- Knuckleberry0
I hate the.... "Oh my wife must have emailed you"
my response is "No, she rolled over and told me"