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Last post: 4 years, 8 months ago | Thread started: Sep 25, 08, 8:56 a.m.

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• PIITB

  Everytime I come in wearing the same color shirt as someone else some asshole has to say " I guess you got the blue shirt with white stripes memo". har aharr hahah har

  WTF can we stop this. I feel like im in the movie Office Space.

  Sep 25, 08, 8:56 a.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  Shut the fucking fuck up you fucking blue shirt with white stripes looking motherfucker.

  • ummm ok.– PIITB

  

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  Dog-earSep 25, 08, 8:56 a.m. – Permalink

• boobs

  I see you got the "I'm so fucking clever" memo.

  

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  Dog-earSep 25, 08, 8:57 a.m. – Permalink

• Mimio

  Sounds like somebody has a little case of the "Thursdays."

  • lol — ZINGER!– univers

  

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  Dog-earSep 25, 08, 8:57 a.m. – Permalink

• MrDinky

  dont wear that shirt?

  • its not just this shirt, it was an example,– PIITB1/2

    Also the dark blue with white stripes?– pylon2/2

  

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  Dog-earSep 25, 08, 8:57 a.m. – Permalink

• PIITB

  I guess you guys are the ones in your office that say that to the other people?

  Hint: nobody likes it so stop, its kinda gayeee and annoying.

  

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  Dog-earSep 25, 08, 9:02 a.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  Next time someone says that be like, "What memo ... your wife gave me the heads up last nite."

  Wait a bit.

  "Literally."

  • lol– joeth

  

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  Dog-earSep 25, 08, 9:04 a.m. – Permalink

• tasty

  Say, "Nah, I just got the memo that you're a douche".

  

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  Dog-earSep 25, 08, 9:06 a.m. – Permalink

• MrDinky

  I guess you got the office complain day memo

  

  

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  Dog-earSep 25, 08, 9:06 a.m. – Permalink

• MrDinky

  

  

  

  • love the last one.– PIITB

  

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  Dog-earSep 25, 08, 9:09 a.m. – Permalink

• CALLES

  lets touch base

  just wanted to touch base

  (blank) Is key

  all of these make me wanna puke

  • How about "Let's talk turkey?" i hate that one more...– era4O41/2

    ew... thank god i haven't heard that– CALLES2/2

  

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  Dog-earSep 25, 08, 9:09 a.m. – Permalink

• tymeframe

  At my old office, our video guy, used to complain about this guy at his old place always saying "Alright, who's feeling it!?".

  But that same guy would walk into our office saying..."Alright, who's feeling it?"

  fu*king annoying. especially at 9am.

  

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  Dog-earSep 25, 08, 9:10 a.m. – Permalink

• MrDinky

  *fist bump

  

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  Dog-earSep 25, 08, 9:11 a.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  "Low hanging fruit" is a phrase that makes me want to either kill the person instantly after they say it.

  Instead I just bust their balls or Thatcher's about it.

  

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  Dog-earSep 25, 08, 9:11 a.m. – Permalink

• pylon

  *Manage expectations.*
  *Scenario*
  *Deployment*
  All get me....

  

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  Dog-earSep 25, 08, 9:12 a.m. – Permalink

• MrDinky

  what does that mean?

  • low hanging fruit?– MrDinky1/2

    easy little jobs or tasks.
    Making the logo bigger is LHF on their lists of 'amendments'.– mikotondria32/2

  

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  Dog-earSep 25, 08, 9:12 a.m. – Permalink

• rson

  

  • I jumped when I was this img.– pylon1/4

    You were that image? Must've been horrible for you.– killthefish2/4

    Are you thinking what Im thinking??
    If so, you might be a pedophile.– meok3/4

    Render? Too scary to be real!– pylon4/4

  

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  Dog-earSep 25, 08, 9:22 a.m. – Permalink

• 23kon

  Its a pity that most macs and pc's these days dont have floppy drives otherwise you couldve .....

  got a 3.5inch floppy
  take it apart carefully
  scrape the sulphur stuff off a box of matches
  spread some glue on the underside of the data part of the disc
  wait till its dried then put the disc back together.
  put a sticker on it saying "TOP SECRET"
  then leave it on/near the desk of the knob who shouts that shit to you.

  his curiosity will get the better of him and he'll put it into his computer.
  the disc inside will spin and cause some friction against the inside of the disc.
  then his computer will "genie!"
  (meaning that the computer will go on fire and loads of sulphur smelling smoke will fill the office)

  then you skip around the guy, patting him on the head singing
  "Genie, Genie, Genie ...... Genie, Genie, Genie ......Genie, Genie, Genie ......"

  • BWAHAHHAHHH your sick 23kon.– PIITB

  

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  Dog-earSep 25, 08, 9:23 a.m. – Permalink

• killthefish

  I don't get it. When you get the memo why don't you just then NOT wear the shit that they put there in the memo, so then you wouldn't have the shirt on so nobody would say that to you?

  • brilliant !!!!!!– MrDinky1/4

    this idea has legs– 7point342/4

    +1
    I will do this in the future– PIITB3/4

    haha ... I had to think about that one.– rson4/4

  

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  Dog-earSep 25, 08, 9:24 a.m. – Permalink

• 23kon

  If the person that shouts that is a fat bastard then you could reply with "yeah but i wear it well" or something

  

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  Dog-earSep 25, 08, 9:26 a.m. – Permalink

• Knuckleberry

  I hate the.... "Oh my wife must have emailed you"

  my response is "No, she rolled over and told me"

  • LOL– PIITB

  

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  Dog-earSep 25, 08, 9:34 a.m. – Permalink