"It's not contagious" 1010 Responses

Last post: 2 months, 1 week ago | Thread started: Sep 23, 08, 7:38 a.m.

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• Gucci

  Ahhhh … it's that time of year again.

  *cough cough cough*

  The time of year when everyone becomes an expert on the degree of contagiousness of their illness.

  Rules: Wash your hands regularly and for the love of God, cover their mouth when hacking up a lung.

  Sep 23, 08, 7:38 a.m. – Permalink

• ian

  Jesus, where do you work?
  

  

  

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  Dog-earSep 23, 08, 7:40 a.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  Aye-men. Last year was the first time in my life I ever got continually sick. Turned out my body was telling me to go to the doctor's as I had appendicitis and all the tell-tale signs which weakned my immune system something ridiculous, haha.

  I know a lot of people who already have colds and sinus infections - it's ridiculous.

  • * weakened *– flavorful

  

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  Dog-earSep 23, 08, 7:40 a.m. – Permalink

• Bluejam

  illness prevention kit is go!

  

  • OH SHIT THE SPIDER-MAN FANTASTIC FOUR OUTFIT!!– flavorful

  

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  Dog-earSep 23, 08, 7:40 a.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  We have a person at our work whom we call "Typhoid Mary" (name held to protect the guilty) because she comes to work whenever she is sick thinking she is like some kind of hero but then ends up taking down like 5 other people all the time.

  I've told people to go home before (almost to the point where I've gotten angry with them), and I've told my boss that I'm working from home a few times until people would either not come in when they are sick or what.

  I don't care about them not thinking about other people.

  I care about them not thinking about me.

  • ahahaha! This reads like some kind of campaign in 'Nam. Goddamn bitch took out 5 of our best men!– ian1/3

    ahahah– flavorful2/3

    sarge, I can't feel my legs.– capsize3/3

  

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  Dog-earSep 23, 08, 7:42 a.m. – Permalink

• Mimio

  I know!!!!!!!! It's happening already.

  

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  Dog-earSep 23, 08, 7:44 a.m. – Permalink

• Gucci

  Everyone in my office is sick and I leave on vacation today - so of course, I'm starting to get it myself.

  I work with the fucking outbreak monkey.

  

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  Dog-earSep 23, 08, 7:55 a.m. – Permalink

• Gucci

  look at the wee fucker taking it from the back.

  

  • expression win. both expressions.– Carl_Weathers

  

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  Dog-earSep 23, 08, 7:56 a.m. – Permalink

• BuddhaHat

  My boss gets sinus surgery while he has stomach ulcers from coffee stress, and sleep deprivation, then come to works anyway with a shocker of a cold, which he won't take his pills for.

  Aside from it being really frustrating having a sick boss all the time, I know it's not long before other people start getting it too...

  

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  Dog-earSep 23, 08, 8:12 a.m. – Permalink

• ukit

  *cough cough cough*

  • Fuck, NOOO!– Gucci

  

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  Dog-earSep 23, 08, 8:13 a.m. – Permalink

• cannonball

  cough.... coughcough...... coughcOUGHBLEAAAAACH *sprays blood everywhere*

  

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  Dog-earSep 23, 08, 9:30 a.m. – Permalink