So... When I Die
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- drgss0
I want to donate my body to a bioreactor. My country needs compost and methane
- Witt0
When throwing ashes into the sea, remember the wind always blows inland. I once saw a women on a cliff getting all covered with them.
- meltoni0
about ten years ago i've signed a paper donating my corpus to science.
- set0
I think the whole point is that when I die, I'm dead, so I really couldn't give a fuck either way.
- Mimio0
In a Tower of Silence to be fed to the vultures.
- lherb0
My mother told me she wanted to be cremated so I told her I'd put her ashes in an egg timer (hourglass) and keep her by the stove. She thought it was a good idea as at least she would still be useful.
- Mal0
"Wish you were here" on my gravestone.
- mia_free0
Hmm, I was thinking about this the other day, and I am not sure.
Yeah cremation is cool cause you get dumped in the ocean but I like the idea of getting buried with some seeds stuck in my ass so a tree can grow from my ass.
- locustsloth0
i was gonna be embalmed and propped up in the corner of my house, but then that other guy did that, and i don't wanna be a poser. So i guess i'll burn.
Incidentally, i was wondering, if one of us here on QBN dies, how would everyone else know? Who'll bring the laptop with webcam to the funeral so everyone can be present?
- dammmnn that dude screw you over goodCALLES
- That mannequin wanna-be bastard, stealing my deadly thunderlocustsloth
- SkyPoo0
... to be sat on the circle line, mobile phone pressed against my ear.
- jamble0
I'd like a state burial, ideally with 3 days of national mourning. (or I'll haunt everyone)
- Nairn0
I want a no nonsense 'natural' woodland burial, of the type that's quite popular over here in Blighty - no headstone, no cremation.
If I ever get around to making one up, I wanto be buried with a piece of mathematically-shaped metal engraved with lots of random symbols that look like they might mean something, but don't.
Though, if civilisation doesn't go through some calamitous stage which deletes the internet, my attempt at befuddling a future archaeologist has just been undermined by this post.