Am I a dork?
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- SkyPoo
I really want one of these, but it all seems a bit 'old duffer in his shed tinkering with his hobby' for a thrusting young executive like me. Its a Stirling engine. It runs off ambient heat.
Does fuck all mind you, just sits there on your desk and speeds up a bit if you fart on it...
500 American quids.
- Nairn0
Stirling engines in one form or another are 'the future', man - so no, you're no more an dorky old duffer than I am.
Oh...
Now, you're doomed.
- Jnr_Madison0
Looks cool, I love that it has absolutely no use, like me. Solidarity, my stirling engine brother!!!
- 7point340
so you're willing to spend 500 bucks on something that runs faster if you fart on it?
fuck, for 500 bucks you could fart on me and i'll go as fast as you want.
- JayCee0
Bwahahaha! the squirrelyest shit thread I've ever seen! YES! YES! you should buy it. Just wait and see what people will do to see it spin faster at the next party you throw.
- you coming the cunt, pal?Jnr_Madison
- what in the god fuck did you just say?JayCee
- Shut your whore mouth, understand that?Jnr_Madison
- LOLSkyPoo
- Someone has their Cunt Shoes strapped on nice and tight today. how bout you do me a favor and go fuck your dead crippled aunt!JayCee
- what in the god fuck did you just say?Jnr_Madison
- *yawnsJayCee
- SkyPoo0
We used to have this family friend who was an engineer (he was also a hobby porn photographer as mentioned in a previous thread). He used to make steam engines and stuff and he was a member of the Perpetual Motion Society who used to meet to try and engineer a machine that would run forever self sufficiently.
He had spent his life on developing and fine tuning this amazing little inertia engine, all finely milled from best quality steel and brass, and once set off it would literally do its thing for an age but (obviously) was not a perpetual motion machine.
I loved that thing. When he died my family had to execute his will and deal with his belongings. All his machinery and machines went to good homes, except for his perpetual motion machine, which my parents just didn't understand the magic of at all, and they let the scrap man take it with all the shite. I was studying in London at the time so had no idea.
= (
I was devastated when I discovered its fate years later when I remembered it. I think that's why I want a Stirling engine now, its the closest I will ever get to Frank's PM machine.
Good times.
- MrDinky0
can i take a picture of you?
- bulletfactory0
spooky,
yes, you are.
not because of the cool gadget, but because you called yourself a 'thrusting young executive'.haha- i have no idea what that means.
;)
- That was a carefully chosen phrase designed to convey my dorkishness.
= )SkyPoo - well - +1 then!!!bulletfactory
- HAHA i missed the "thrusting young exec" part7point34
- it definitely conveys SOMETHINGpowertoni
- That was a carefully chosen phrase designed to convey my dorkishness.
- sherm0
this is pretty damned cool
<sirens>
damn, I set off the dork alert here come the cool kids laughing.
- JayCee0
I need to get about a hundred of these and line my office with them, never reveal to my co-workers just what it is these little machines do, I will also constantly act shady.
- You killed the thread, goonjaw.SkyPoo
- good! this thread was dead anyway.JayCee
- JayCee = SoupCan BTW, way to work the (what appeared to be) noob. I love it! Jnr had me on the floor with the shut your whore mouth up there.JayCee
- mouth up above! good work you two!JayCee
- BTw I called my Junior Designer a Goon Jaw immediately! I know she didn't deserve it, but couldn't stop myselfJayCee
- I don't know what a goonjaw is, but I liked it because google came up with nothing.SkyPoo
- flashbender0
I'd get two and make them race somehow.