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- SkyPoo
Penis size.
I watched that Channel 4 Documentary about the sex blogger Girl With A One Track Mind at the weekend (http://girlwithaonetrackmind.bl... actually I say I watched it, I fell asleep after ten minutes, but I thought I'd just check her blog out now and picked a random point of entry (fnar fnar) from the calender.
I got this about Penis size Pros and Cons. I thought it was quite interesting to consider there are pros AND cons to both. Obviously I am massively well endowed so its interest for me was purely scientific...
2) The pros and cons of differences in cock size (in my opinion)
LARGE COCK PROS
a) It fills me up and I feel like I am getting 'fucked'
b) It pushes against my cervix and stimulates my womb
c) It pulls on my labia and thus indirectly stimulates my clit
d) It looks beautiful when hard underneath jeans
e) In fact it looks beautiful full stop
f) I feel like a girl when I hold it, or put it in my mouth
g) It can reach any position, any angle, any depthLARGE COCK CONS
a) Being filled up can hurt and prevent me getting fucked hard
b) Pushing against my cervix constantly can be painful and annoying
c) It can rub my labia too intensely making me sore
d) It doesn't rub my g-spot
e) I can't get it all in my mouth
f) It can be more labourious to give a hand job
g) Not all positions can be comfortable
h) Forget about anal: no chance that is gonna fit in there mateSMALL COCK PROS
a) I can get fucked as hard as I like and want
b) It can rub against my g-spot
c) The length of it can rub against my labia and tickle my clit
d) I can get it all in my mouth without choking
e) Easier to give a hand job - if it fits into one fist
f) Holding it makes me feel powerful
g) It feels wonderful inside my arseSMALL COCK CONS
a) It doesn't fill me up, sometimes it's hard to feel it
b) It doesn't push against my cervix
c) It doesn't show through jeans when hard
d) I can't feel it pressed up against me with clothes on
e) Using fingers (not whole hand) can be frustrating when stroking it
f) Spooning is impossible
g) As is face-to-face penetration
h) As is standing upBut I really don't give a fuck either way. Cock is cock is cock. Big, small, wide, narrow: they are all the same. If I had to choose, I would say I would like to be with a man who is happy with who he is and what he looks like and isn't afraid to explore his desire or mine than with a guy who was endowed one way or the other.
- Jnr_Madison0
Yeah, me and her are on the same page.
- max_prophet0
she's clearly an optimist, seeing how she sees the same things as both pros AND cons.
Either that or she's just mindless cock-hungry bimbo slut.
- drgss0
where is the nsfw part
- SkyPoo0
Drgs, i was just preventing anyone from moaning "I Opened this at work and its says 'cocks' and now I'm getting the sack" as does happen occasionally. I can't stand all that whiney bollocks when people can't police themselves in a censored environment.
- he's just disappointed there wasn't nice pictures of all the different sized cocksmax_prophet
- skt0
just post a picture of a large cock, that's obviously what he is after.
- drgss0
Please...
- set0
- skt0
happy now drgs?
- SkyPoo0
He's busy shuffling the deck.
- Jnr_Madison0
My gf just seen that spooky you cock lover...LOL
- hhahahahahahaJnr_Madison
- the face cracks her up too!Jnr_Madison
- SkyPoo0
Dear Jnr's Girlfriend,
I just wanted to write and apologise for the fact that you were confronted with the sight of my enormous penis just now. I really didn't want to post it online, but a man in Norway specifically requested it so I had no choice but to stop the job interview I was conducting and take a picture. As you can see the candidate was quite surprised by this, but its all to the good because I feel certain she will now get the job. She handled the sudden intrusion very well indeed and I would have no qualms about placing my busines sin her capable hands.With Apologies.
- busines sin = business in.
I am mis-placing my spaces a lot lately. Hmmm.SkyPoo - LOL, I'll let her see it later. This response too.Jnr_Madison
- busines sin = business in.
- skt0
sudden intrusion = surprise sex?
- throat rape?Jnr_Madison
- "Hang on, what's going on".. "physical examination love, just pop yourself over the desk please"SkyPoo