Was this rude?
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- TheBlueOne
I was out to dinner the other night with a big group, spirits were high, lots of laughter and so on....so the waiter came by to take the food orders, and I said "I'd like the filet mignon."
"How would you like that cooked?"
"Correctly." I said with a straight face. Than I laughed and said, "Sorry..just kidding..."
The waiter just stared at me and then said "Then medium rare then."
And then he was a dick to me the rest of the night.
I felt a little bad, but then was like , fuck you if you can't take a joke...
- dirtydesign0
HAHAHAAAAA
Rude or not, that's funny.
- dearhead0
Yeah, but waiters are paid to put up with bull shit :)
- Nah, I think waiters are paid to take orders and serve food/drink.ian
- exactly
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- johnnnnyh0
yep - that was rude - but quite funny i guess too
- MrDinky0
no thats funny but i would get offended. but then again i get offended easily, i am offended at this thread.
- skt0
shite joke.
might as well have gone to an indian and asked for two nans and a grandad.
- OH! I'm going to sooo use that!TheBlueOne
- thats new to me. where have i been.mistermik
- made me laughcalculator
- doesn't work in a london accent thoughset
- hahahahaha....Spanna
- I'm having that one for Saturday night!
MrMackem - fucking brilliant!nib101
- digdre0
funneh.
do it again, next time
- matteranitmatter0
Joke = Joker
be the TheClearOne next time
- somatica0
You do know that you and about 40 other guys are telling their buddies right now a similar story that ends with ".... fuck you if you can't take a joke" cause they all fucked with the same waiter last night.
Waitstaff get put through so much shit by asshole customers I feel bad for them. You were probably the 20th person last night who gave them a hard time.
The jokes on you though because he probably spit in your food. -1 for you not knowing to NEVER fuck with waitstaff BEFORE they bring you your food.
- i said the same thing below. never mess before the food comes out.capn_ron
- That's why I wait until the end of the meal to reply with "It filled a hole" when asked how the meal was. :-)Sandman_1982
- SkyPoo0
If you had said it with sincerity it would be the answer of a connoiseur and he would have respected you. However, you did not, and I for one applaud him for lacing your filet mignon with his semen.
- D_Dot0
did you still tip him?
- tgqt0
I would have NOT tipped.
- capn_ron0
i can't believe you even tried to joke with the waiter before the food came out. Did you check that filet for spit or pubes? That always makes me nervous.
- neverblink0
The waiter should have smiled and say;
"I will have to go check with the kitchen if that is possible"
- CALLES0
as long as you didn't get up and kung-fu the living crap out of him you are fine
question is... did the high spirits remaind?
- TheBlueOne0
OK, so it was rude then.
- Fariska0
Yeah pretty much
Here is the waiter thoughts"Oh look, a fuckwit! God, now i have to bear them all the evening,
i'm here since 2, still another 3 hours to go, maybe if i act like a dick they will leave soon. Ok, let's try. So less stress for me, so i can get home without the usual will to kill someone, and screw the tip, i can live without for tonight, got enough past days. The loan/mortgage this month should be fine"Note: i'm not saying you're a fuckwit or a moron, just borrowing from my experiences as waiter.
But yeah, was funny.
- nicko0
chances are that he rinsed your steak in wee wee
- mistermik0
is this rude?
I was once in a pub standing at the bar. Had a few jars and let one rip. Got a nudge in the back - turned round and there was a midget.
I had farted in his face. He was having a right pop - so i tapped him on the head (benny hill style) and said not to worry, and rejoined the bar.
- Nah, standard protocol.SkyPoo
- that made me laugh
flashbender - nice one! that'll learn them midgets for lingering around your ass....jimzyk
- Portable Pint Stand. Quality.MrMackem
- digdre0
the guy obviously didn't get laid before.. thats why he was a dick