Things not to do 5555 Responses

Last post: 2 months, 3 weeks ago | Thread started: Sep 10, 08, 7:25 a.m.

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• Gucci

  Impart us with your wisdom.

  I'll start:
  Don't drink alcohol in a sauna.
  That doesn't turn out too well.

  Sep 10, 08, 7:25 a.m. – Permalink

• locustsloth

  Don't complain about anything when your wife is PMS-ing.
  If she's nailing your foot to the floor with a 6" spike, calmly smile and say that it'll look good there once she's done

  • wow. Fuck.– killthefish1/6

    BWHAHAHAHHAHHAHA– PIITB2/6

    he he he– Daithi3/6

    so true (sigh)– JonWilliams4/6

    It is true. But you probably deserved it anywa. ;)– TeganTorch5/6

    You assume that i did something!!
    
    And you assume correctly– locustsloth6/6

  

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  Dog-earSep 10, 08, 7:30 a.m. – Permalink

• Nairn

  Don't do beachball-sized balloons of Nitrous Oxide, stood up, in the pitch black, on a concrete floor.

  • haha– Gucci

  

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  Dog-earSep 10, 08, 7:30 a.m. – Permalink

• SkyPoo

  Similarly, don't huff oversized helium balloons on a Friday evening on Picadilly Circus when really very drunk.

  Face first, into the pavement.

  • hahahah!– designbot

  

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  Dog-earSep 10, 08, 7:31 a.m. – Permalink

• grunttt

  Don't drink liquor from a jar.

  • You forgot to add "... if you want to miss out on some of the best things life has to offer."– blaw1/4

    tell that to 17 year old me after I woke up with stuff written all over my body with a marker.– grunttt2/4

    Edited to read: "Don't drink liquor from a jar in the company of poorly chosen friends." :D– blaw3/4

    lol - yes that works.– grunttt4/4

  

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  Dog-earSep 10, 08, 7:32 a.m. – Permalink

• chossy

  put your cat on your head :'( ayaaaaa bammm.

  

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  Dog-earSep 10, 08, 7:33 a.m. – Permalink

• BannedKappa

  Don't bring a girl home who wears fake tan, just after you've put on fresh new white sheets.

  • dirty protest!!!– chossy

  

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  Dog-earSep 10, 08, 7:33 a.m. – Permalink

• gramme

  Don't tell your brother that his new band sounds way better than his old band, when the previous bass player is standing right next to you.

  • hahahaahah– moamoa1/6

    Oh. HNNNG.– SkyPoo2/6

    Said old bass player's wife: "That's OK, I'll console him later."– gramme3/6

    ooft.– gramme4/6

    Us bass players are a sensitive sort– locustsloth5/6

    Maybe if you people played better, I wouldn't have to put my foot in my mouth.– gramme6/6

  

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  Dog-earSep 10, 08, 7:33 a.m. – Permalink

• killthefish

  Don't cut off your penis to try to get a better angle on the tiny urinal on the top of your desk.

  • wow. Fuck.– locustsloth

  

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  Dog-earSep 10, 08, 7:34 a.m. – Permalink

• gramme

  Don't tell your boss that you hate the American Airlines logo before finding out that it was designed by her dear old friend Massimo Vignelli.

  

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  Dog-earSep 10, 08, 7:37 a.m. – Permalink

• designbot

  Don't ever, EVER, respond to any freelance design postings on craigslist.

  • +1– cashface

  

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  Dog-earSep 10, 08, 7:38 a.m. – Permalink

• SkyPoo

  Don't ask the internet to name your first born, or crit your wedding invite.

  • hyuk hyuk hyuk– Nairn1/3

    hehehehehhehe– gramme2/3

    It was good for a laugh, at any rate.– gramme3/3

  

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  Dog-earSep 10, 08, 7:39 a.m. – Permalink

• gramme

  Don't expect to find mentally stable roommates on roommates.com.

  

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  Dog-earSep 10, 08, 7:43 a.m. – Permalink

• Stecchino

  

  • ( you know you want to :)– designbot1/2

    Shit, I did it...– Sequencer2/2

  

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  Dog-earSep 10, 08, 7:43 a.m. – Permalink

• blaw

  Don't think you'll get away with you. Odds are, you will not.

  

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  Dog-earSep 10, 08, 7:56 a.m. – Permalink

• SkyPoo

  Don't assume the inner you is any fucking different to the outer you.

  • How do you know? Have you been in there? Oh...yeah....nevermi…– locustsloth

  

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  Dog-earSep 10, 08, 7:57 a.m. – Permalink

• kezza_2

  dont forget this is a public forum

  • Ooops.
    
    *zzzzip.– SkyPoo1/2

    Don't shave your public hair.– Witt2/2

  

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  Dog-earSep 10, 08, 7:58 a.m. – Permalink

• utopian2

  Don't vote Republican, an expect them to have man sex with your little boy.

  

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  Dog-earSep 10, 08, 7:59 a.m. – Permalink

• chossy

  Don't open your heart, or spooky will jump in and tear it out of your ass :'(.

  WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME DURING!!!!! :''''''(

  • I'm busy visualising Valhalla!– SkyPoo

  

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  Dog-earSep 10, 08, 8 a.m. – Permalink

• CALLES

  dont tell your new girlfriend that you have had sex in every bathroom at a bar specially after you had sex with her in one of them

  

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  Dog-earSep 10, 08, 8:23 a.m. – Permalink

• lowimpakt

  don't presume you're a good designer because you have a degree.

  

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  Dog-earSep 10, 08, 8:24 a.m. – Permalink