A wee, or a poo and a wee.
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- SkyPoo
Lets face facts here, its not possible to poo without weeing, but it is possible to wee without pooing... sometimes.
So which is it then?
- Jnr_Madison0
This is relevant to my interests, I think.
I face the facts and stare them out until the blink.
- until the blink... what? happens?SkyPoo
- Is shit and piss myself at the same time.Jnr_Madison
- *blinkJnr_Madison
- FUCK!!!Jnr_Madison
- loldrgss
- PonyBoy0
stimulating!
- set0
I'm pretty sure I can poo without weeing.
- prove it YWCJnr_Madison
- please change your name to YWC and not sktJnr_Madison
- i know, for fucksake hedge you cunt.skt
- Jnr_Madison0
I can't help following through when I take a piss.
- seven70
Oddly, this same topic of debate was raised in the pub a couple of months ago, and it was a fairly equal split. I'm with Skypoo, as were most of the ladies (erm, if that makes sense).
- CALLES0
but it does feel oh so good to let both functions flow as they please
- Raniator0
I thought the theory was that you can't piss and shit and the same time?
Bollocks I say... After 6 or 7 pints, the next morning I can definitely piss and shit and same time.
I'm sure some of you will agree with me.
- Rushmore0
Since this thread will obviously attract the greatest minds at QBN I pose this question:
Which is worse:
Going to take a piss after you wake up in the morning and touching your dong with your freezing cold fingers
OR
Going to take a dump after you wake up in the morning and sitting down on the ice cold toilet seat?
- Good luck.Rushmore
- I really enjoy option 01 so I'd have to go with 02 by default.SkyPoo
- going to take a piss in the morgue and touching your dong with someone else's freezing cold fingers7point34
- Do you live in the Arctic?canuck
- Going for a dump in the morgue and sitting down on that ice cold face.SkyPoo
- Face first?canuck
- going fo a piss first thing in the morning and touching your wee man with bad aids.skt
- Neither. Not using enough toilet paper or not wadding it right so you break through and get shit under your fingenails. Much, much worse.elahon
- much worse.elahon
- mikotondria30
honestly, I find the coldness in both cases quite stimulating, but just for overall skin area and impact, I'd have to say the I prefer the cold toilet seat..
For the record, I *just* went for a piss, half-wanting a dump, but just did one of those 'bugler' type single note farts, and I was done.
Won't need another poo til at least 6 or 7 oclock I dont think.- turtle head?7point34
- no, my current medication fools me into thinking I have, but its just more gas than Im used to.mikotondria3
- HAHAHAHAHAH!!elahon
- SkyPoo0
^ This had me rolling on the floor with so much laughter that my arse fell off.
- kezza_20
and I quote
"but it is possible to wee without pooing... sometimes."WTF it the sometimes bit... bit ambiguous to me. You clearly shit yourself on a regular basis. I'm going home to sit on my own thrown, I can't shit at work.
- SkyPoo0
I see. To be honest I was trying to write an initial post that made as little sense as possible - I just like seeing how people interpret stuff that actually makes no sense. It was worth it too, just to see Seven7 post to say he agrees with me.
"large lol on the floor"
- elahon0
Your brain won't let it happen! Your brain says "STOP PISSING! WE'RE GOING TO SNEEZE NOW!!"
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1739…
Goddamn, I miss him.