His head is all flat 1010 Responses

Last post: 2 months, 3 weeks ago | Thread started: Aug 28, 08, 7:46 p.m.

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• killthefish

  I don't know what to do with his whole head. from far away it's all flatted. From up close it's more receptacle, like maybe a guitar pick with a nub.

  

  I wonder if there's anything?

  Aug 28, 08, 7:46 p.m. – Permalink

• acescence

  403 forbidden

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 7:48 p.m. – Permalink

• killthefish

  oh heck. Thanks, I'll see if I can be less stipud in a minute.

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 7:49 p.m. – Permalink

• killthefish

  

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 7:52 p.m. – Permalink

• 7point34

  if you're the fish then i'm all for it

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 7:58 p.m. – Permalink

• killthefish

  Is that an insole jab or are you trying to tell me I'm self-i-cidal? What's that have to do with the flat head on my piece?

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 7:59 p.m. – Permalink

• airey

  what's with the puckered-butt for a mouth?

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:59 p.m. – Permalink

• killthefish

  It's actually more of an asterisk, which has symbolism.

  • Aye, maybe, but airey's right -
    it looks like a puckered sphincter– detritus1/2

    Vonnegut would call that a butthole
    – lackofcolor2/2

  

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  Dog-earAug 29, 08, 4:59 a.m. – Permalink

• ian

  From a phone booth in Vegas Jessie calls at 5 AM
  To tell me how shes tired of all of them
  She says baby I've been thinking about a trailer by the sea
  We could go to Mexico you the cat and me
  We'll drink tequila and look for seashells
  Now doesn't that sound sweet
  Jessie you always do this every time I get back on my feet

  Jessie paint your pictures 'bout how it's gunna be
  By now I should know better
  Your dreams are never free
  But tell me all about our little trailer by the sea
  Jessie you can always sell any dream to me
  Oh Jessie u can always sell any dream to me

  She asked me how the cats been
  I say Moses he's just fine
  But he used to think about you all the time
  We finally took your pictures down off the wall
  Jessie how do you always seem to know just when to call
  She says get yourself together
  Bring Mose and drive real fast and I listen to her promise
  I swear to God this time it's gunna last

  Jessie paint your pictures 'bout how it's gunna be
  By now I should know better
  Your dreams are never free
  But tell me all about our little trailor by the sea
  Jessie you can always sell any dream to me
  Oh, Jessie you can always sell any dream to me

  Jessie you can always sell any dream to me

  I'll love you in the sunshine
  Lay you down in the warm white sand
  And who knows maybe this time
  Things'll turn out just the way you planned

  Jessie paint your pictures about how it's gunna be
  By now I should know better
  Your dreams are never free
  But tell me all about our little trailor by the sea
  Jessie you can always sell any dream to me
  Oh, Jessie u can always sell any dream to me

  • Hey, that's that not-Elton-John song that should be. Like Joshua Kadison bit Elton's face off and inserted it in his own receptacle. I hope it's got an asterisk in it, or a flat head.– killthefish

  

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  Dog-earAug 29, 08, 5:51 a.m. – Permalink

• skwiotsmith

  http://www.funnyordie.com/videos…

  

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  Dog-earAug 29, 08, 6 a.m. – Permalink

• killthefish

  Does facemouth * really look like a butthole??????

  That's disgusted.

  

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  Dog-earAug 29, 08, 6:33 a.m. – Permalink