You need a website, darling. 2424 Responses

Last post: 2 months, 3 weeks ago | Thread started: Aug 28, 08, 4:13 p.m.

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• Koopsy

  ROFFLE MY ARSE RIGHT OFF

  http://www.ghormenghast.co.uk/

  Aug 28, 08, 4:13 p.m. – Permalink

• Jnr_Madison

  ROFFLE (as you would say).

  Loving the comic sans, it screams.

  • ah, you did say it, and in the post, I should have known.– Jnr_Madison

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 4:14 p.m. – Permalink

• matt31

  "The Colour of Magic" I need to steal that for something

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 4:14 p.m. – Permalink

• matt31

  the whole thing is one big image map - she must be an seo expert as well

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 4:15 p.m. – Permalink

• jevad

  

  • Tell me, where can I buy these items?– Koopsy1/3

    Don't actually tell me though, I'm only joking.– Koopsy2/3

    LAMMO!– Koopsy3/3

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 4:15 p.m. – Permalink

• moamoa

  that is so underground

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 4:16 p.m. – Permalink

• matt31

  I think this may be the worst website i have ever seen

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 4:18 p.m. – Permalink

• Koopsy

  Click F11
  Maximise Screen,
  ENTER!

  Darling.

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 4:18 p.m. – Permalink

• MrDinky

  i think she has ding dong in her bangle.

  • Definitely. One at each end I think.– Koopsy

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 4:19 p.m. – Permalink

• Jnr_Madison

  How can it claim SEO when there isn't ONE text link on there...LOLER

  • does it actually claim that somewhere? haha, the image map interface is also great– matt311/2

    Yeah, under services...LOL– Jnr_Madison2/2

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 4:20 p.m. – Permalink

• matt31

  someone should ask about their 3D web design

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 4:22 p.m. – Permalink

• Jnr_Madison

  Oh they have a help section with a form.... this could be fun.

  • "please ask to view our killer graphics portfolio"– matt31

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 4:23 p.m. – Permalink

• matt31

  what is bespoke web design?
  I could use a self management system, i wonder how much that costs? And some image research would be nice, oh oh oh and a E-mailshot! gimme one of those.

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 4:24 p.m. – Permalink

• Koopsy

  I have such a piss poor website and I sometimes wish I had the guts to commission other piss poor websites to make piss poor websites my 'thing'. I could have randomiser set up so that each time you visit you get someone else's totally piss poor website design to laugh at.

  But that's even more effort than getting a decent site done. So I haven't bothered.

  • Your website is not pish. Works well for what it's for.– Jnr_Madison1/17

    Give me ftp login so I can change that untitled document tho.– Jnr_Madison2/17

    Fuck me Jnr, I wish I could even do that. Dreamweaver just takes me there, I have no idea what the log in stuff is! Srsly!– Koopsy3/17

    who is koopsy!?!?!– emukid4/17

    It'll be in an email spooky (emo it's spooky) that the web shot sent you in the beginning.– Jnr_Madison5/17

    FUCKING HELL EMUKID...
    
    ykoopS <----– Koopsy6/17

    *host– Jnr_Madison7/17

    But the beginning was about 2003...
    http://www.studiospo…– Koopsy8/17

    spooky
    ykoops– MrDinky9/17

    "web shot" lol, I was sat here thinking "Oh God even MORE stuff I don't know about websites".– Koopsy10/17

    If you don't have old email just email them to re-send 'tfp' logins and password.– Jnr_Madison11/17

    Anyway, it's not THAT big a deal.– Jnr_Madison12/17

    Okay, I'll do that. Would be great if you could sort it Jnr. I've tried, but to no avail.– Koopsy13/17

    who is spooky?!?– emukid14/17

    No problem. Most of the CSS heads in blog would love to help you with a redesign if you ever wanted to I imagine (for free of course).– Jnr_Madison15/17

    HAHAHA, Who the fuck is "Dikume" anyway?– Koopsy16/17

    free of course).– Jnr_Madison17/17

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 4:24 p.m. – Permalink

• Jnr_Madison

  Y'know your site looks like a version of indexibit that people are lapping up right now... so.

  http://www.indexhibit.org/

  • Fucking hell, I've become cool again. Bout fucking time I say.
    Now I just have to get all that shit work off and put the good stuff on.– Koopsy1/2

    stuff up.– Koopsy2/2

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 4:29 p.m. – Permalink

• TheBlueOne

  I need to ask them about their "killer graphics portfolio during my consultation".

  • Who IS Emukid?– Koopsy

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 4:32 p.m. – Permalink

• janne76

  http://www.kesselskramer.com/

  • he's got big balls– Jnr_Madison1/4

    Yes, like that. Another reason why I can;t be arsed... its already been done.Besides, my website is cool again, so fuck KesselsKramer!!!1!– Koopsy2/4

    KesselsKramer!!!!– Koopsy3/4

    keep refreshing,,, there are millions now– janne764/4

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 4:33 p.m. – Permalink

• dbloc

  

  • marilyn manson?– dbloc1/4

    in a bukkake suit– Jnr_Madison2/4

    that's a man...maan– jevad3/4

    Pete?– rafalski4/4

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 4:35 p.m. – Permalink

• TheBlueOne

  What are "E-mailshots"?

  • Ever been to a cyber café TBO?– Koopsy

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 4:39 p.m. – Permalink

• detritus

  Careful, koo - i see the thread back to you in there..

  ..and thanks for the link - I see now what my brand has been missing for the past couple of years - it needs more London skank tranny. And page errors. I need more page errors - that shit's real. Real real, y'dig?

  • and some badly rasterised tiny scripty typography with drop shadows Darling.– Koopsy

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 5 p.m. – Permalink

• epete22

  that is so horrible. Some one please email them this post.

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 5:43 p.m. – Permalink