Jesus is a Moth
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- canuck0
i didnt see anything
- epete220
I like to think of Jesus like a dirty old bum. He's comin' up to me, and I'm 'bout to sock him, cause, you know, he's a dirty old bum, but then I say, "Wait a minute, there's something... I don't know, special about this guy."
- then you go down on him?
<insert bum cum pic here>flashbender
- then you go down on him?
- epete220
I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!
- epete220
I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.
- epete220
these people. I tell ya.
- locustsloth0
What if Jeebus is trying to return to the world of the living, but he just keeps going the wrong way.
"Oh, fucking great. First mom gets stuck in a piece of toast and now i'm a frickin moth. WOULD IT KILL YOU TO GIVE ME A MAP, DAD?!?!? Where the hell is a bonfire so i can blow this pop stand?"
- Antonelli0
i've had a moth sitting next to my door this whole week. i'll go to flick it away but it just flies right back.
anyway, just saying. it's probably not jesus..
- Did you read the story about the butterfly on here the other day?Jnr_Madison
- only the first page of it. damn that thing was long.Antonelli
- how does it end?Antonelli
- They all die.Jnr_Madison
- chrisRG0
i can see clearly the flying spaghetti monster in that moth
- XB120
Seek and you shall find.
- brains0
how lame is that?
- jruggs0
looks like bin Laden to me
- Mimio0
Sacrifice it and save our souls!
- CALLES0
last time i took a shi... owww never mind
- mia_free0
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