cure to a hangover
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- domacle
anyone got one? will pay to dollar
- lagwagon730
coconut or kombucha
- kombucha doesn't help with a hangover... it just enables you to live forever... muahahahahahadigival
- sublocked0
lots of gatorade & eggs / hashbrowns / toast
- mikotondria30
Eggs, burned toast, orange juice, coffee, WATER, ibuprofen, strawberries, sex.
- ********0
clamato + worcester sauce + tabsco + beer
- sublocked0
ceviche
- e-pill0
a 3-foot long pixie-stick grape
a nice very tasty joint/ blunt
20 minutes exercise
sex with someone newin that order.
- PonyBoy0
the cure happens before you head hits the pillow... honest-to-god this works every time...
... 3-5 aspirin or advil or tylenol and a huge glass of water... no matter how drunk you are...
... take that and hit the pillow.. you'll wake up w/no headache... and a lot less dehydrated... works every time for me.
- domacle0
can I use my hand for all 4?
- ********0
Heres what works for me... (Im hungover a lot)
Go get yourself a Big Hamburger with Fires or a Big carne asada burrito. You wont feel 100% but the nausea feeling will go away.
Also consider having a beer with your meal.After that just drink water and then maybe some ceviche (Its fresh and easy to eat.)
Might sound fucked but trust me it works.
- Meeklo0
With the palms of both of your hands on your forehead, stand straight, as a friend that is a bit taller than you to wrap his or her arms behind you, holding his wrist with his other hand, and ask him to hug you tight, pushing your arms towards his chest, and then a slow movement up (from the side, I can only describe it as an "L" shape movement).Your spine should start to make a cracking noise from the bottom towards your neck, if this is the case, quickly hit your friend with your left elbow on the left rib, to get rid of him.
Now lay down on the floor, and ask someone else to rub 2 canadian quarters behind each one of your ears, in a circular counter clock wise motion, it's important that during this procedure your feet are pointing south east (just like the head side of your bed) or it won't work.
Now stand up and hold your breath for 7 seconds, and chug a quick glass of water.
That should do it.
- forcetwelve0
1 litre of water before bed and 2 nurofen+ tablets. good to go!
- detritus0
Before you go to bed, drink a large glass of water, with a pinch of salt and sugar stirred well in. Make another and keep it by your bed. Drop a couple of your favourite OTC painkillers and a half-dose of an OTC sleeping tablet. Have two cans of Irn-Bru or your favourite sweet soft drink, cold and on standby for when you awaken and get straight to the nearest greasy spoon.
Or, get keep a toad handy and force it to give you a blowjob first thing in the morning. That should take your mind off things.
- hint: tape live flies to your genitalia to get your toad 'in the mood'.detritus
- you will go to hell for bringing that video to our attentionlocustsloth
- I am already in hell - how do you think I find out about such things?detritus
- jaylarson0
drink this much water
- waterhouse0
Grease (burgers, fries)
or
Grease II (Pfeiffer, McDonald)
- nessdog0
Hair of the dog that bit you... it's the only way.
- jay_jay0
Full English Breakfast
- ********0
beer - 200 g
denatured alcohol - 100 g
purified varnish - 100 g
DDT-IN-SOLVENT vermicide - 20 g
limonade - 150 gcombine the ingredients over ice in a highball glass
- DaveO0
Don't drink to much water before you go to bed as you might piss yourself.