the truth..
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- zaq0
"so, what do you do?
me: I don't want to fix your fucking computer!!
- sublocked0
fuck this diagram. that's why i tell people i'm a drug dealer or a music producer.
- which are both true, depending on the timeframe. lol.sublocked
- Music producer: "Oh! I have this problem with my stereo..."ximeraLabs
- cannonball0
I always make some shit up, which invariably leads to better endings. I once told someone's fiance I just got out of prison and spent the whole night making out with her. Then there was the night I pretended to be a body guard for celebrities. Then there was the night I worked for the IRS. It's just funny to see people's reactions to that one.
- acescence0
stuntman is usually my answer these days, it's easier.
- set0
I'm usually a post man, or a combat specialist.
- set0
Me and friend once met a few women who asked us what we do, me first, and I replied 'I'm actually a musical chairst'. Totally off the cuff, they kinda looked oddly at me and then asked my mate and he replied 'yea I stop and start the music for him'
Had to be there really
- meffid0
I, without fail, always announce myself as a doctor whom has been knighted. (My credit card says so)
- you should be a lawyer too, so you can say "esquire"cannonball
- cannonball0
post man is good.
I like handwriting analyst. I usually pull some bullshit out of my head by the time they've found some paper and wrote "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." on someone's back
- "By the way you round your U's I can tell you are very comfortable with your body, etc"cannonball
- Jaline0
I just say my degree instead and everyone is impressed. Still, many people don't understand that field or even design, so I'm screwed either way. I take it the same way as how everyone mispronounces my name. Just correct them or explain a bit if you actually care (about the person you are talking to or the situation). Otherwise, don't bother to correct them and say nothing.
- TheBlueOne0
I say I'm a televangelist between gigs so I'm doing stand-up comedy to pay the bills...
- utopian20
I want to believe
- ian0
My dad never really knew what I did in college or when I got my first job and I remember as a junior designer showing him an ad I had worked on that was in the paper:
me: so I worked on that ad there.
dad: did you take the picture
me: no, I worked on the design
dad: so, did you write the words?
me: no, I worked on the design
dad: did you pick the colours and stuff?
me: no, thats the companys colours, I worked on the design
dad: so... you didn't really do anything then did you?*sigh.
- 23kon0
Millionaire Playboy
- paraselene0
my dad got fixated on this lost shoot that i did a couple of months ago and now every time i talk to him, he says, "so, you still working on lost?"
i just say yes...
- he'll wonder why you arent in the next series you realise.23kon
- he hasn't got the attention span to watch a full ep, he'll never know...paraselene
- TheBlueOne0
You can't handle the truth.