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  • Bullitt

    Do they exist? and where? we wish to employ one.

    Aug 14, 08, 6:01 a.m. – Permalink
  • PSYKHO

    Yes they do exist, the one I worked with once was a superb PHP/MySQL programmer, just amazing!

    Are you only looking for females?

    • yup, sounds sexist... and I guess it is!.. just kidden. we need to balance the numbers and thought this be an opportunity. All guys here at the moment.Bullitt1/3
      place to start.Bullitt2/3
      Call it workplace diversity, and you are good as gold... http://humanresource…ethanfink3/3
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    Dog-earAug 14, 08, 6:09 a.m. – Permalink
  • flavorful

    Uhm ... of course they do. There are four on my team.

    ... Trying to bump up those numbers before the end of the fiscal/ calendar? You know so you don't look like the all-boys club you are now?

    • Four? Lucky fucker!PSYKHO1/5
      Eh ... no comment.flavorful2/5
      Not that fit I take it ;)PSYKHO3/5
      Understatement of the year?
      hhahaa
      flavorful4/5
      yup we need women!Bullitt5/5
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    Dog-earAug 14, 08, 6:12 a.m. – Permalink
  • rupedixon

    tits or gtfo?

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    Dog-earAug 14, 08, 6:12 a.m. – Permalink
  • moth

    that Pounce developer was quite cute.

    But yeah - I've met a few.

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    Dog-earAug 14, 08, 6:20 a.m. – Permalink
  • liveforever

    urban myth has it that they are better because they have secret brain cells in theirs tits

    • not so secret now.mistermik1/2
      no, it's because they don't think with their dicks!monkeyshine2/2
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    Dog-earAug 14, 08, 6:27 a.m. – Permalink
  • 23kon

    yes, they do exist, but i think you'll find it illegal to advertise for one.

    jobs advertised have to be open to everyone.

    workplaces would be SUCH different places if job ads could be stuff like:

    WANTED: Female Programmer

    Blonde and Big Breasted Female Programmer wanted for web design company. Must be willing to put up with 'guy' jokes, must be willing to come out on the piss every week and shouldnt be afraid of taking her top off at random times through the week.
    Please be aware that as a female employee you must adhere to "skimpy bikini day" every friday

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    Dog-earAug 14, 08, 6:31 a.m. – Permalink
  • FallowDeer

    there is a girl I see on the train home thats always on her laptop coding some websites up

    • finishing off her pay-to-see-me-nude website probably23kon1/2
      ha ha 23konbliznutty2/2
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    Dog-earAug 14, 08, 6:31 a.m. – Permalink
  • Bullitt

    Pass the message round if you can guys, we're based near Manchester UK.

    • what companyliveforever1/4
      considering we're breaking the law, I can not reveal this since it would tarnish our company image. Unless of course your female.Bullitt2/4
      ..femaleBullitt3/4
      uv already said too muchliveforever4/4
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    Dog-earAug 14, 08, 6:32 a.m. – Permalink
  • Jaline

    Are their any hot male programmers around? I know females are supposedly hard to find, but so are hot males...

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    Dog-earAug 14, 08, 7:56 a.m. – Permalink
  • SoulFly

    There was some hot females in my computer science classes, when I used to be into game programming. But I noticed that they ended up doing something less "repetitive" or "boring" than programming for the lack of a better word. Some went into IT, some went into MIS.

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    Dog-earAug 14, 08, 8:05 a.m. – Permalink
  • Jaline

    I'll look around in my classes this year. Just for you guys.

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    Dog-earAug 14, 08, 8:07 a.m. – Permalink
  • Raniator

    http://www.inf.ethz.ch/news/events/Schnupperstudium5.jpg

    • look at the size of her PPTs !!23kon
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    Dog-earAug 14, 08, 8:10 a.m. – Permalink
  • detritus

    Computers were originally women, so there should be at least a few around.

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    Dog-earAug 14, 08, 8:11 a.m. – Permalink
  • ethanfink

    http://www.devicepedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/geek-girl.jpg

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    Dog-earAug 14, 08, 8:13 a.m. – Permalink
  • mikotondria3

    yeh come on mate, if all the people that apply for your job happen to be blokes, then Im afraid that's tough - it really sticks in my craw to know that all things being equal (between them), that you'd employ someone because they sit down to pee, I really thought we'd go past that shit.
    What the hell does it matter, to anyone, at work what shape your toilet parts, fuck dude, look at girls out the window if you're all really desperate.

    • really? toilet parts?elee
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    Dog-earAug 14, 08, 8:57 a.m. – Permalink
  • ukit

    It's true that women seem to go for programming careers less - it's too bad!

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    Dog-earAug 14, 08, 9:27 a.m. – Permalink
  • bliznutty

    so are there more women designers than men?

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    Dog-earAug 14, 08, 9:32 a.m. – Permalink
  • PonyBoy

    i know one uber-pretty-programming lady in Chicago... and she asked me out while I was 'living' there (I think I even made a thread about it)... but she writes ASP & PHP and of course knows mySQL and anything related to microsoft as far as the web goes...

    ... i got sick that weekend, btw... and that's why I never bumped the thread to elaborate on my failure of a date - we never went out... :(

    • You didn't go out with her because of her programming language preferences?detritus1/3
      Haha, I remember this!flavorful2/3
      you didnt get your hands on her API then?mrdobolina3/3
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    Dog-earAug 14, 08, 9:37 a.m. – Permalink
  • modern

    This thread is pretty fucking pathetic and so is Bullitt

    • Hey, I made a good point earlier.detritus1/2
      yet you couldn't help but comment!!!PonyBoy2/2
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    Dog-earAug 14, 08, 9:41 a.m. – Permalink
  • zerocool

    "we wish to employ one." I think that is illegal

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    Dog-earAug 14, 08, 10:16 a.m. – Permalink

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