Girl Programmers
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- Bullitt
Do they exist? and where? we wish to employ one.
- PSYKHO0
Yes they do exist, the one I worked with once was a superb PHP/MySQL programmer, just amazing!
Are you only looking for females?
- yup, sounds sexist... and I guess it is!.. just kidden. we need to balance the numbers and thought this be an opportunity. All guys here at the moment.Bullitt
- place to start.Bullitt
- Call it workplace diversity, and you are good as gold... http://humanresource…ethanfink
- flavorful0
Uhm ... of course they do. There are four on my team.
... Trying to bump up those numbers before the end of the fiscal/ calendar? You know so you don't look like the all-boys club you are now?
- rupedixon0
tits or gtfo?
- moth0
that Pounce developer was quite cute.
But yeah - I've met a few.
- a woman just walked past the office that i wish was a developer.mistermik
- most def
http://pownce.com/le…danthon - Shame Pounce is a terrible ideamodern
- liveforever0
urban myth has it that they are better because they have secret brain cells in theirs tits
- not so secret now.mistermik
- no, it's because they don't think with their dicks!monkeyshine
- 23kon0
yes, they do exist, but i think you'll find it illegal to advertise for one.
jobs advertised have to be open to everyone.
workplaces would be SUCH different places if job ads could be stuff like:
WANTED: Female Programmer
Blonde and Big Breasted Female Programmer wanted for web design company. Must be willing to put up with 'guy' jokes, must be willing to come out on the piss every week and shouldnt be afraid of taking her top off at random times through the week.
Please be aware that as a female employee you must adhere to "skimpy bikini day" every friday
- FallowDeer0
there is a girl I see on the train home thats always on her laptop coding some websites up
- Bullitt0
Pass the message round if you can guys, we're based near Manchester UK.
- what companyliveforever
- considering we're breaking the law, I can not reveal this since it would tarnish our company image. Unless of course your female.Bullitt
- ..femaleBullitt
- uv already said too muchliveforever
- Jaline0
Are their any hot male programmers around? I know females are supposedly hard to find, but so are hot males...
- *there
Jaline - ZINGJaline
- right here baby cakes...utopian2
- http://photos-e.ak.f…utopian2
- ewset
- yours truly :)bliznutty
- I have yet to meet one in real life, but when I do...Jaline
- IS THAT ALL YOU THINK ABOUT JALINE?!?!?!23kon
- Pervo!!!! lol23kon
- HOLLA®utopian2
- hahahaJaline
- What am I chopped liver?
Listen just because I don't know how to program doesn't change my current job title, haha.flavorful - LOL, you're at the top, JeromeJaline
- :Dflavorful
- *there
- SoulFly0
There was some hot females in my computer science classes, when I used to be into game programming. But I noticed that they ended up doing something less "repetitive" or "boring" than programming for the lack of a better word. Some went into IT, some went into MIS.
- Jaline0
I'll look around in my classes this year. Just for you guys.
- detritus0
Computers were originally women, so there should be at least a few around.
- mikotondria30
yeh come on mate, if all the people that apply for your job happen to be blokes, then Im afraid that's tough - it really sticks in my craw to know that all things being equal (between them), that you'd employ someone because they sit down to pee, I really thought we'd go past that shit.
What the hell does it matter, to anyone, at work what shape your toilet parts, fuck dude, look at girls out the window if you're all really desperate.
- ukit0
It's true that women seem to go for programming careers less - it's too bad!
- bliznutty0
so are there more women designers than men?
- PonyBoy0
i know one uber-pretty-programming lady in Chicago... and she asked me out while I was 'living' there (I think I even made a thread about it)... but she writes ASP & PHP and of course knows mySQL and anything related to microsoft as far as the web goes...
... i got sick that weekend, btw... and that's why I never bumped the thread to elaborate on my failure of a date - we never went out... :(
- You didn't go out with her because of her programming language preferences?detritus
- Haha, I remember this!flavorful
- you didnt get your hands on her API then?mrdobolina
- zerocool0
"we wish to employ one." I think that is illegal