IT Guy Clichés 3838 Responses

Last post: 3 months, 3 weeks ago | Thread started: Aug 13, 08, 10:12 p.m.

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• 1pxsolid

  Wondering if yall could help me out with some IT Guy cliches...

  What does he have on his desk?
  What posters on his wall?
  What figurines does he collect?
  What does he drink?
  Who does he worship?

  etc...

  Aug 13, 08, 10:12 p.m. – Permalink

• pencilpants

  drinks tons of coffee...worships the linux penguin.

  

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  Dog-earAug 13, 08, 10:18 p.m. – Permalink

• 1pxsolid

  ah nice

  

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  Dog-earAug 13, 08, 10:20 p.m. – Permalink

• MrOneHundred

  Diet Mr Pib. (whatever the hell that is)

  

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  Dog-earAug 13, 08, 10:23 p.m. – Permalink

• MrOneHundred

  Star Trek Mug on his desk

  LOTR poster on his wall.

  

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  Dog-earAug 13, 08, 10:23 p.m. – Permalink

• akoni

  The only models he looks at are Data Models...

  ..har har...!!!

  • oh my god there's ONE HERE AMONG US!!!– PeterH1/2

    kill it.
    KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!– PeterH2/2

  

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  Dog-earAug 13, 08, 10:25 p.m. – Permalink

• MrOneHundred

  Just think Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.

  • …before he dated Skinner’s Mom.– MrOneHundred

  

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  Dog-earAug 13, 08, 10:31 p.m. – Permalink

• 1pxsolid

  yep... got the mind flowing...

  World of War craft... Mountain Dew... dungeons and dragons.... linux... bill gates etc.

  

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  Dog-earAug 13, 08, 10:33 p.m. – Permalink

• akoni

  

  

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  Dog-earAug 13, 08, 10:33 p.m. – Permalink

• cannonball

  dandruff, monotone voice, ratty office chair, easy to hang out with at company functions because you hate everyone else.

  • so true, I do this, our IT is one of the only intelligent guys, just also a major geek– BaskerviIle

  

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  Dog-earAug 13, 08, 10:36 p.m. – Permalink

• pencilpants

  my dad's an IT..thankfully none of these apply. haha

  

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  Dog-earAug 13, 08, 10:46 p.m. – Permalink

• ephix

  Have you tried turning it off and on again?

  

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  Dog-earAug 13, 08, 10:52 p.m. – Permalink

• pencilpants

  made sure its plugged in?

  

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  Dog-earAug 13, 08, 10:54 p.m. – Permalink

• sublocked

  wtf i tried to link to a png and got this error msg:

  Error:

  * Response: Your request has been denied due to the nature of its content.

  fuck you, qbn.

  

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  Dog-earAug 13, 08, 11:30 p.m. – Permalink

• dskz

  IT people are the devil.

  Worse than marketing people.

  Trust that.

  • not possible. see blog thread. my clients are mostly marketers.– MrOneHundred1/3

    yes there are some that spend all day cracking.– dskz2/3

    Not if they're good. If they are shit programmers (uncreative, MS, enterprise quality cunts) then yes terrible people to work with– modern3/3

  

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  Dog-earAug 13, 08, 11:31 p.m. – Permalink

• acescence

  i was the IT guy at my last job and i take great offense to this thread

  • Change 1pxlsolid’s login and go back to playing WOW.– MrOneHundred

  

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  Dog-earAug 13, 08, 11:36 p.m. – Permalink

• _salisae_

  their shirts have an obvious imperfection. a rip, a stain, a button in the wrong place, a washed out all-over pattern print. awful material .. like too flowy sateen if they're trying to dance it up a little.

  • HAHAHA true that– 1pxsolid

  

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  Dog-earAug 13, 08, 11:36 p.m. – Permalink

• MrOneHundred

  BO

  • yup– _salisae_1/2

    bad breath and obnoxious speaking volume. cakey substance at the corner of the lips.– _salisae_2/2

  

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  Dog-earAug 13, 08, 11:38 p.m. – Permalink

• _salisae_

  honestly, there's nothing worse than cakey substance at the corner of the lips. or when they part their lips the cakey spittle splits itself between the top and lower lip. gag.

  • ha! that's what we call soccer coach!– linearch

  

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  Dog-earAug 13, 08, 11:42 p.m. – Permalink

• 1pxsolid

  it's tense in here...

  All in good fun of course.

  

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  Dog-earAug 14, 08, midnight – Permalink

• ephix

  • excellent cliché and funny show.– pizzafire

  

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  Dog-earAug 14, 08, 12:21 a.m. – Permalink