Monster washes ashore
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- ukit0
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- chossy0
MOTHERFUCKER!!! shooot it seventeen times through the HEAD then run LIKE fuck yo!!!!!. pretend you never saw the fucking thing and hope the screaming nightmares don't begin :'(
- designbot0
Yeah good call, that isn't a turtle. Not saying it's real, but people come up with some ridiculous explanations when it comes to things unknown.
- ukit0
- These things run wild all over Bend and C.O. Even a restaurant http://www.jackalope…tparsons
- KwesiJ0
- matrix kaputt!invisiblechamber
- limo!slappy
- Limocat at your service.5timuli
- noo its a cat-a-pillarBrokenAC
- ukit0
Well this is the place in question. Doesn't look so evil at first glance.
- dirtydesign0
It's a discarded crackhead baby.
- KwesiJ0
there really is messed up secret genetic/mutant engineering going on, not sure wtf this is though.
- ukit0
But did she keep it, leave it, or cook it and eat it?
- tasty0
Ok i called my cousin:
1) Yes She did find it
her: "how the hell did you know that"
me: "it made it's way on to gawker"2) She found it 3 weeks ago
her: "reported it to the local paper"
me: "must have been found by the internet tubes"3) It's only the size of a dog not a VW beetle
4) Plum Island is a strange gov't owned island out there that has alot of mystery and animal testing stories surrounding it.
her: "a friend of mine who is a scientist worked on a project at plum island for one day and then quit it because a creature that looked similar to what I found looked alot like something she had seen there"5) Many people are saying Turtle with no shell
6) unconfirmed conclusion is that it was a raccoon.
- monospaced0
Looks like a pit bull
- designbot0
If that thing isn't real...it was created by someone with serious skills.
- designbot0
"Our guess is that it's viral marketing for something"
Give it a rest! Fireballs could start falling from the sky and some nitwit would think it was "viral marketing".
- tasty0
I asked my uncle about the scale of the creature since there is nothing to compare it to....
"Its the size of a VW bug"
---i hope he's not just pulling my chain. i'm going to call my cousin NOW.