Jeopardy questions from the future
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- Llyod
Q: This American President choked on a pretzel causing him to bump his head.
- Marcelom0
nazis
- locustsloth0
Answer: This underground device caused the formation of the miniature black holes that engulfed most of Europe and a good portion of the Atlantic Ocean
- Llyod0
Answer: This twenty-first socialite suffered from semen poisoning at age 55.
- ukit0
Answer: This futuristic website automatically kerned text upon initializing.
- locustsloth0
Answer: This one-time vice-president under George W. Bush captured the presidency in October of 2008 by secretly carrying out an assassination and initiating a nuclear war with Iran, only to die of auto-erotic asphyxiation on the eve of his official inauguration.
- ukit0
Answer: This one-time Aussie rock star died of auto-erotic asphyxiation, only to be replaced by his former band members via a reality TV show.
- Brian Johnsonlocustsloth
- Wrong!ukit
- michael hutchanceLlyod
- i know, i was just foolinlocustsloth
- Llyod0
Answer: Once the world's richest man, this computer nerd spent the later years of his life as a fluffer in gay porn.
- ukit0
Answer:This millionaire fund manager and sometime internet messageboard contributor plunged to his death off the 51rst floor of the Morgan Stanley building following the Great Stock Market Crash of 2010.
- Who is hedge?Llyod
- That was a little too easyukit
- dismissed.MrOneHundred
- omgitsacamera0
Answer: This teenager started the breakaway of 'Internet Type/Lower English' from Middle English on the Design Community QBN in 2008.
(not me.)
- ukit0
Answer: This once-beloved film director and special effects wizard was brutally assaulted by a large mob of fans angry at his remakes of his own classic films, and went on to spend his golden years wandering the streets of Los Angeles babbling about alien abductions.
- omgitsacamera0
Answer:This once-designer, wanting to work at the defunct CP+B, worked at the company formerly known as Microsoft, now works at a call centre in the Far Eastern Territories (China) marketing Viagra Mark 5.
- ukit0
This thread deserves a bump IMO.
- Llyod0
bump for the day crowd
- Llyod0
Answer: This American Vice President was a left home alone as child actor.
- dog_opus0
For $500 and the lead, Mr. Connery: This former game show host was repeatedly the butt of "your mother" jokes on a Saturday Night Live parody of his show.
- who is mr will ferrell?armsbottomer
- sorry trebeckarmsbottomer
- Oh, sorry, Mr. Connery. We were looking for "What is your mother, Trebek?"dog_opus
- +1 "I'll get you Trebek"Fizik
- ukit0
Answer: This reclusive French graphic designer was unable to upload a webpage to a server and link to it.
- ukit0
This thread had so much potential, but it never took off
- Llyod0
yeah it did. maybe it was the time of day that killed it.
- Llyod0
Answer: What design website featured a secret society of handsome men who were irresistible to women?
