jean claude van damme

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ukit
Jean Claude Van Damme makes a film depicting his life as a washed up action movie star, including his addiction to coke and struggle to keep custody of his kids. Then midway through the film he goes crazy and holds up a bank for money.
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dog_opus0
haha Wow. Not a bad idea when you think about it. I love the beginning motion graphics – hilarious.
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- that into tracking shot was pretty awesome, the rest was not bad eithermoldero
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hellnorr0
not a bad concept at all.
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- x2moldero
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armsbottomer0
it actual looks promising. of course there's no way it could be nearly as good as "TimeCop".
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elpaso0
hahaha
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- awesomeelpaso
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ukit0
Yeah, I have to no idea if it's any good. I have to say the scene where his friends are chanting "kick his ass" cracked me up though.
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kalkal0
His first good movie is about... how terrible his career was. Brilliant.
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- *possibly first good moviekalkal
- And lets not forget his french acting could have been better to start with...kalkal
- Isn't he a native French speaker?ukit
- Yeah, thats what I meant... If he speaks french, I'm sure his french acting is less wooden (not hard)kalkal
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Llyod0
sort of like being john malkovich but with more haha
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- Doubt it's as good as thatukit
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jevad0
hahaha - that looks quite good actually!
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rafalski0
He actually could do some acting now, he's iconic enough to attract all kinds of audience and I'm sure he could pull it off.
I dunno.. I always wanted Mike Patton to start acting and he was both quite good and terribly bad in Firecracker.
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utopian10
^ I agree strongly with "The QBN Movie Critic" rafalski!
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TheBlueOne0
Am I alone in thinking that he peaked with "The Quest"?
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- HAHAHAukit
- he's like travolta waiting wor his pulp fiction nowrafalski
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ukit0
It was certainly his critical high water mark.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/…
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Corvo0
Truth is most of his problems would never have happened if he just knew how to choose pants.
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- those euros are crazy dresserslambsy
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5timuli0
He may just regain all my respect for doing this. His career has been in the toilet since he played that gay breakdancing extra.
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- Erm, I mean, AFTER that... err... what rhymes with pale?5timuli
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_niko0
from this to possible oscar?

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matt310
my personal favorite would have to be street fighter
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chossy0
Bloodsport and kickboxer were excellent so was awol, cyborg ruled like a mother fucker the rest of his films were gash. This looks like a good movie folk over there know how to make good movies, I bet the directing will be awesome. I am serious by the way incse you think I am taking the piss :)
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honest0
If this trend continues, Steven Seagal should do a movie where he gets his ass kicked. Brutal realism. It's the way forward.
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- If steve segal and chuck norris threw a punch at each otherchossy
- A rift in time would be created and they would be turned into a sort of pink mist with powerchossy
- AWESOME POWER!!!!!!!chossy
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jevad0
Bloodsport ftw...it was all downhill from there
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ukit0
Review says its brilliant
http://twitchfilm.net/site/view/…
I'll be pissed if this never gets a U.S. release.
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