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- 5timuli0
For Jimbo82:
What were Rod Hull's last words?
"Grab onto that fucking gutter Emu, or I'm going to fall."
- fooler20
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
- nadnerb0
What's better than ten dead babies in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
- SoupCan0
How many pall bearers will be at Hedge's funeral?
TWO! cause there's only two handles on a trash can.
- MSTRPLN0
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto
- WeLoveNoise0
Q. what is the best portfolio you have ever seen on a friday
A. that would have to be www.thankfuckitsfriday.tk
- DesignedbyDave0
What does Rod Hull use to wash his clothes?
Arial and Bounce!
- isakosmo0
why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?
tequila
- Stalock0
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large
sausage.Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'
Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be
in? We haven't got any money!!'Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! '
They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage
through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for
free.At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more
of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I
lost the sausage in.'
- Raniator0
A guy visits his Doctor with a hearing compaint...
Doctor asks: "What are the symptoms?"
Guy replies: "I'm not sure, but I think they are that yellow cartoon family on TV...".
- CGN0
Why don't chickens wear underwear??
because thier peckers are on thier faces!!