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Last night was a good night 5757 Responses
Last post: 3 months, 4 weeks ago | Thread started: Jul 25, 08, 8:22 a.m.
- wordsinyourmouth
Saw De La Soul in concert. Proceeded to get shit faced the rest of the night, came very close to hooking up with up 3 different girls (2 of whom would have made it a threesome) but was too shit faced to close the deal(s) and my buddy was being a mother fucking cock block. Somehow lost all my keys (car key, condo key, condo building key card, work key, work key card), am currently homeless but at work, reeking of booze. Slept half the night on the fucking street like a bum.... what do I do now?
Also, I'm absolutely fucking serious about all of this.
- Jul 25, 08, 8:22 a.m. – Permalink
- ninjasavant
whoa man, thats intense. where's your cock block friend? was he similarly shitfaced? Either way for preventing an otherwise bitchin night you should make him help you find your keys. I would say call out sick but that might be hard given your current situation.
If that doesn't work you can probably get a mormon to help you if you let them read you a passage of the book of mormon.


- Dog-earJul 25, 08, 8:26 a.m. – Permalink
- wordsinyourmouth
yes, maybe i need to find jesus
or joseph smith
i hate cock blocks


- Dog-earJul 25, 08, 8:27 a.m. – Permalink
- wordsinyourmouth
i still don't know what to do about the key situation though.... this is going to be tough


- Dog-earJul 25, 08, 8:28 a.m. – Permalink
- TheBlueOne
I would march into the bosses office and say:
"Sir, last night was a good night. I saw De La Soul. Then I proceeded to get shitfaced. Almost had a multiple partner sexual encounter, but I was far too shitfaced to close the deal. Besides my friend was cock blocking me. I lost my keys, I stink and I reek of booze. I cuold sit at my desk passed out and you could pay me for it, or I could go home. You make the call. If you need me I'll be on the floor over there."

- Dog-earJul 25, 08, 8:28 a.m. – Permalink
- studderine
you can take wordsinyourmouth out of college, but you can't take the college outta wordsinyourmouth


- Dog-earJul 25, 08, 8:29 a.m. – Permalink
- wordsinyourmouth
hahahaha....
my boss is mormon fyi

- Dog-earJul 25, 08, 8:29 a.m. – Permalink
- wordsinyourmouth
well the one in this office anyway


- Dog-earJul 25, 08, 8:29 a.m. – Permalink
- studderine
a friend of mine passed out on a pretty shady road in the bushes after a night of partyin'. i even offered to drive him home cuz i wasn't drinking that night.

- Dog-earJul 25, 08, 8:30 a.m. – Permalink
- studderine
yea, you are in utah huh. mormons loooove booze


- Dog-earJul 25, 08, 8:30 a.m. – Permalink
- studderine
hows the nightlife there

- Dog-earJul 25, 08, 8:32 a.m. – Permalink
- TheBlueOne
..or open up the 'stormtrooper' thread and then pass out in front of your monitor.


- Dog-earJul 25, 08, 8:33 a.m. – Permalink
- wordsinyourmouth
really i have no idea what to do about the key situation, i don't want to have to call my landlord, but i may be out of all other options.....
the good news: i still somehow have my credit card and driver's license


- Dog-earJul 25, 08, 8:33 a.m. – Permalink
- design_bitch
haha...i'm still cracking up about this


- Dog-earJul 25, 08, 8:35 a.m. – Permalink
- wordsinyourmouth
it's NOT funny! okay if it was one of my friends.... it would be hilarious


- Dog-earJul 25, 08, 8:35 a.m. – Permalink
- wordsinyourmouth
ask design_bitch.. she saw it almost happen

- Dog-earJul 25, 08, 8:36 a.m. – Permalink
- design_bitch
sadly this is true


- Dog-earJul 25, 08, 8:37 a.m. – Permalink
- TheBlueOne
Ha! I remember my first drink too...


- Dog-earJul 25, 08, 8:41 a.m. – Permalink

