Oh man, what do I do!?
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- JackRyan
I just looked down to the left of my desk, and there is a bat laying on the ground next to the wall! WTF!? What do I do with it? How do I get it out? How did it get in here? Shit, that thing looks creepy.
- jaylarson0
first. breathe. how big? if it is small, get a big jar + thick paper to slide under it and capture it. let it outside. try to be quiet and not make any sudden movements.
- ismith0
Grab it with a garbage bag and take it outside.
- it can still bit in defense through that.jaylarson
- Yeah, but it's not that bad. I've gotten bit before.ismith
- Although I guess if it was sick I wouldn't want to be bit... eh well, I still say garbage bag.ismith
- Gloves if you need em.ismith
- i used a bandanna once. worked quite effectively. little bugger screamed like hell though...jaylarson
- Yeah. As long as you resist freaking out when they scream it should turn out okismith
- or freaking out when you scream..ribit
- JackRyan0
Its pretty small, about 3" long, and its brown.
- JackRyan0
Oh shit, its moving.
- dog_opus0
Just think "big spider," but bigger. Get it out of your house, but don't hurt it. This happened in our house a couple of times when I was a kid, but they'd usually fly back out of their own volition.
Bats are pretty cool, I think.
- neue75_bold0
step on it/kill it...
- utopian10
Slowly get out your AK-47, cock it back slowlllllyyy. Let it rip, tear that muthafucking bat to bits. Then head down to home depot to buy some wall spackle to fill-in the bullet holes that you left in the wall.
- JackRyan0
Shit, it crawled under my bag.
- jaylarson0
yeah, it'll do that. if you put the jar over it, it'll peobably scream in anguish. don't worry. just relax and use a strong piece of cardboard to slide under the jar to coax it over it and into the jar. take outside. pull off jar, leave bat on cardboard outside (preferably in a secluded spot).
- utopian10
Bite it's head off or call Ozzy Osbourne. 1-800-Ozzy-Bats
- grunttt0
First, prepare your grill for medium heat...
- monkeyshine0
is it daylight? either put on gloves and grab it, put it outside or call animal control and they will come get it. I've been through this 3 times.
- JackRyan0
I'm scared to move the bag now...fuck, they bite?
- don't do anything without gloves. and it's more freaked out than you are.monkeyshine
- are u sure?six
- pretty sure, yes :)monkeyshine
- Its more scared of you...which will cause it too bite you. be most aware of the person that scared.Machuse
- chossy0
cute, right get some thick gloves on and a pint glass they are very slow moving, pop the glass over it and slide a cardboard sheet under it then stare at it for a while and wonder at the timeless beauty of the world and nature, then fucking whang it out the window yo!. They carry rabies by the way so fucking be careful.
- JackRyan0
Ok, I tried to get it into the box and it sprang up and latched onto my neck and bit me, I grabbed it and through it across the room. There was this huge poof of smoke, and now theres this old guy with a cape sitting on my sofa.
- Just joking...I got it outside. I slid it onto the ground, and it just laid there. The little bugger might be hurt/sick.JackRyan
- yr fuckedjaylarson
- You better get your trojans out cause I can't see any other way that this is heding.chossy
- ha! glad to see you have a sense of humor in your fright. :)monkeyshine
- its daylight...they don't typically travel in daylight so it's probably stunned.monkeyshine
