stung in the nipple 1010 Responses

Last post: 4 months, 3 weeks ago | Thread started: Jul 15, 08, 5:30 a.m.

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• epigraph

  I just got stung in the nipple by a yellow jacket! Not the actual nip part, but the areola.

  It fuckin hurts! Looks like I've got a 3rd nip.

  Jul 15, 08, 5:30 a.m. – Permalink

• 000000

  if you were a girl, you'll be suffering a lot more,
  sucks being you right now,

  I 've got a moskito bite on my butt if it can make you feel better

  • haha. It feels better to scratch untill it's all bleeding and raw....– epigraph1/3

    If you don't mind, I've chosen to take your comment out of context, epigraph.– detritus2/3

    ...and green puss is oozing out all over the floor...– epigraph3/3

  

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  Dog-earJul 15, 08, 5:32 a.m. – Permalink

• tasty

  What: spider bite
  Where: penis
  When: March 2000

  • joking of course– tasty1/3

    pics, or it never happened.– detritus2/3

    damn.– detritus3/3

  

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  Dog-earJul 15, 08, 5:33 a.m. – Permalink

• epigraph

  a brown recluse bite on your penis would seriously hinder your sex life.

  

  • What the fucking fucking fuck. OH GOD.– Spookytim1/12

    *faints– six2/12

    yeah, this guy took pics every day, and this is not even the worst of it!– epigraph3/12

    is that a bee?– pascii4/12

    aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
    *wants to lick it– 0000005/12

    OH MY GOD...THAT'S FUCKING BONE AND TENDONS AND SHIT!!!– TheBlueOne6/12

    just cut the fucker off and stop moaning.– mistermik7/12

    rinse it under a cold tap....– Stugoo8/12

    have a cup of tea– kinross9/12

    Windex will help.– harlequino10/12

    pee on it– locustsloth11/12

    lol@Stugoo– PIITB12/12

  

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  Dog-earJul 15, 08, 5:34 a.m. – Permalink

• six

  

  • Yeah those bitches are in the swingset in the backyard. They think they've won, but they'll all be dead in an hour.– epigraph

  

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  Dog-earJul 15, 08, 5:36 a.m. – Permalink

• harlequino

  First off, thanks to epigraph's post, I filled my lap with vomit. He looks like a fuckin lizard from "V."

  Second, if you want a more 'hand to hand combat' approach to bug artillery, I recently discovered these.
  http://www.asseenontvguys.com/in…
  It's like having your own handheld electrical fence.

  • nope, I want all the advantage I can get. Those bitches already have the upper hand with flight and tiny size.– epigraph

  

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  Dog-earJul 15, 08, 6:18 a.m. – Permalink

• chossy

  See that brown recluse picture bite, well if it hasn't gone and freaked me the absolute hell out yo! :'( aiieeeee.

  See if you see one of them dinae ever ever ever go anywhere near it.

  

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  Dog-earJul 15, 08, 6:38 a.m. – Permalink

• D_Dot

  http://www.cbc.ca/canada/edmonto…

  

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  Dog-earJul 15, 08, 6:40 a.m. – Permalink

• kult

  So.. what happens if a brown recluse bites your face? Like, your cheek.

  ...Does your fucking eyeball melt away a day later? Are you that royally fucked? Surely you'd hear more about this.

  

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  Dog-earJul 15, 08, 6:40 a.m. – Permalink

• epigraph

  

  • WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK STOP IT NOW– Spookytim1/6

    Muah hah haha hahah– epigraph2/6

    Oh Fucking great, its deadly venom emits a hormone that attracts other hornets to attack. Fucking great, thanks.– Spookytim3/6

    Can we not just rid the world of these horrible fucking things?– Spookytim4/6

    Don't go to Asia! ( I've herd of them hitching rides on tourists though.....)– epigraph5/6

    kitty?– harlequino6/6

  

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  Dog-earJul 15, 08, 7:20 a.m. – Permalink

• epigraph

  I hear the bite from the grey gregarious spider is even worse...

  

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  Dog-earJul 15, 08, 7:23 a.m. – Permalink