Dear hedge (and only hedge)

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  • ismith

    First of all, FFS please don't reply if you're not hedge. I'd do this in an email, but I doubt he's using the one in his profile.

    I understand your views. Honestly, I do. They're very similar to mine two or so years ago. I have nothing against you. I don't see you really as such a dick as others might. I really have nothing against anyone on this board, no matter what their views on politics/culture/whatever. The problem is that everyone else does, and they can't stand you. Now, you have every right to continue posting like you do and unnerving them even more. But, I think you should respect the bias. I keep my political views mostly to myself because I realize nobody here will agree with me (left wing or right wing). As an American, I'm sure you're somewhat averse to other people coming into your space and upsetting whatever ideological balance there may be. The same is with QBN. Obviously, there is a significant left wing bias. Even though I might agree that some people are overly sensitive to your opposite views, I think we can all agree that QBN is not the place to change (or improve in some opinions) one's character. These are the kinds of things that are usually a waste of time on the internet, and should be saved for personal confrontations with people you genuinely care about or believe are being misguided in some way (just remember this works both ways). I think the best thing you can do is accept the bias here on this modest web forum, and go about your business in a much less exaggerated manner. That means feel free to critique the design of "your" latest Maybach. People will get over your shtick and either ignore it or join in on the conversation if it's interesting. But think twice when you're posting chain mail style messages about Social Security and things of that nature, because you know good and well that it's flame bait. Things of a more acceptable nature are news stories, linking to CNN/MSNBC/FOX/etc for example (and for the record, since I know people other than hedge are reading this, Fox is a credible news source for many things, just like CNN despite their hosting Glenn Beck). Obviously they all have their biases too, and like all things in life it's your job to filter out the good and the bad (not just what appeals to you) and determine what's best to share with who. The way everyone else sees it, you're coming here and for the most part just disrespecting the QooB and its culture. I doubt you'd want the same thing happening in your own circles.

    Ultimately, what I'm asking is that you take a mature step and talk a little bit more about your fancy gadgets and diamond rides, since at the very least design can be discussed by anyone regardless of political/religious beliefs and so on and so forth.

    P.S. I realized I forgot to mention religion in this thread, so here's what I have to say about that: It's been debated to death, please everyone just shut up about it or take it to a dedicated thread or something. You''re beating a dead horse, just one of you sees the dead horse as god and the other sees it as Darwin or Caesar or whoever one could possibly want to blame for modern secularization.

  • oozie0

    huh?

    • ignore it, it's for hedge.ismith
    • I kindof want to respond to be a dick, but I don't REALLY want to be a dick. So I'll write it here.jonatne
    • so, you're like... a semi-erect dick.Antonelli
    • wah?oozie
  • simple_space0

    So i said "A risky courtesy interferes beneath the occupied cotton.", and he didn't get it, so we were quiet for a second. then he looked at me, and squinted his little eyes, and said "The organ vanishes above a slow nail.". We sat back and, I admit it, we had a moment.

  • ukit0

    Don't waste your time by taking hedge seriously. I guarantee he puts less effort into his posts than you did into this one.

    • I'm going to take him seriously just because I think it deserves to be addressed, for everyone's sake.ismith
    • That sounded dramatic :Pismith
  • ismith0

    You have all failed to follow some very simple instructions, I'll be honest I'm a bit disappointed. I just hope hedge sees it, reads it, and does something about it. Good night, everyone.

  • hedge0

    Check your email.

  • simple_space0

    signal to noise ratio is always a concern as the dynamic range increases.

  • hedge0

    "it's a picture of an LOLcat isn't it?" No. lol.

    ismith is right. I'm sorry everybody. I hope you all forgive me.

    • you make me want to throw up on your face. out of love that is.emukid
    • I was just about to post. Thanks for the email.ismith
    • I'd like to think your apology is sincere but this isn't the first time you've apologized only to go back to the same shit.2cents
  • lambsy0

    so...........
    what did the email say?