Micky Carver
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- Dr_Rand
It's ridiculous that after all these years I'm no closer to the secret of Micky Carver's identity, and I refuse to leave this thread until it is finally revealed. I will wait here, no matter how long it takes, through heaven and hell--this is my pledge.
- boobs0
So, what you're asking is, "who is Mickey Carver?"
- boobs0
Have I got that right?
- emukid0
i thought it was kelpie?
- was it? I need answersDr_Rand
- it has to be one of them daft UK wankers. kelpie or rasko or mx. kuz talks a lot but he generally just talks about himself.emukid
- himself. so my money is on kelpie. carver was the kind of troll you'd enjoy. hedge needs to learn from him.emukid
- the masterDr_Rand
- not me, my money is on josimar.kelpie
- Dr_Rand0
seeing as you and I are the only ones here, I've resigned myself to the fact that I may not get an answer tonight, but I'm not leaving until I do
- Dr_Rand0
jteore bump
- her refusal to acknowledge my existence has driven me to the edgeemukid
- Jteore is fucking tidy.chossy
- who's tidy?ninjasavant
- is tidy a scottish way of saying tight or something else perhaps?emukid
- tidy = sexy
emukid she looks like the kind of girl that wild deer would eat from her hands.chossy - I thought my deer comment may have raised a smile. My funny no worky.chossy
- I'm back, and that deer comment was greatDr_Rand
- don't cry emu. It'll be OKflashbender
- chossy0
He was someone who worked on or knew someone that worked in Glasgow, St vincent street.
- chossy0
I'm going to grab a beer yo!. I'm in for the long haul as well.
- chossy0
Hoi!
- emukid0
clearly we are not getting anywhere
- chossy0
You might not be getting anywhere but I am racing through these beers yo!. (It took me ages to get this typed correctly). he he.
- 5timuli0
The man's a legend!
"was sitting at work this morning,right, after i'd done my fun friday morning 'heads up' traffic meeting for my team (45 people), it's a motivational thing that me and my deputy iain barnes(that's actually pronounced BARN-EZ, not Barns) and i decided to go round and sort of ask what they (my team) were getting upto at the weekend, like. so i speaks to this horse face woman, right, must be about fucking 50, buys the stationery an' that. daft mare says, well this weekend, i'm gonny(she's scotch) be having a girlies night out! i nearly nipped.a girlie night out ,IT'S 50 odd!!?? creeping jesus, how can that happen, the very thought of her being out after dark would bring the average bloke out in hives, christ almighty, i see her when she comes out the bog at work, and she even sweats after having a shite!! this weekend, i'm going to be writing my new seminar for ALTCO Benelux in Dubai in the merry month of may. in fact it was two year ago in may when i played golf with Erykah Badu. i still send her txt messages when i'm pissed you know! daft eh?"
- Dr_Rand0
I always thought it was chossy, but he never admitted it until now. Can I count on you for the truth?
- 5timuli0
OCK AYE A NOOOOO!!!
- rafalski0
I'll torture Kuz about it next time I see him, he'll confess.
btw I saw Erykah Badu a week ago, what a gig that was..
- flashbender0
last I saw him he was in Tel Aviv on his way to Algiers
- chossy0
It is no me.
- Dr_Rand0
inevitable bump
- Dr_Rand0
stimuli, perhaps?