if watermelon persists after 4 hours...
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- PIITB0
* buys stock in watermelon.
- Jaline0
"Todd Wehner, who studies watermelon breeding at North Carolina State University, said anyone taking Viagra shouldn't expect the same result from watermelon."
One day, I want to tell someone I study something like this.
- chossy0
That explains it then, why everytime I fully get a tent pole at parties where watermelon is involved, it's a constant nightmare I'm knocking drinks out of peoples hands and swiping plants over as I turn round. Pure tipping tables over as I stand up from my chair as well :'(.
- harlequino0
I minored in Contemporary Sex Studies. My thesis was titled "Watermelons: Juicy Antedote to the Modern Day Male Sex Mythos."
- Mythos: imaginary gays?7point34
- I almost minored in Sexuality Studies but they introduced it when I was almost finished my degree.Jaline
- there's nothing imaginary about teh gheys. Theyyyy;reee heeEEeerreeee!harlequino
- http://www.best-horr…Jaline
- mythosexuals7point34
- Urban Dictionary timeJaline
- dirtydesign0
You have to eat the rind to get the viagra effect. Gonna try it, regardless.
- PonyBoy0
Now I'm going to have to look around the grocery store and be sure no one's looking when I buy a watermelon...
... that's not right.
- they already have photos of you at the front7point34
- do not sell produce to this guy: http://farm1.static.…7point34
- ahhhhh!!!! ahah!! not that guy!PonyBoy
- PIITB0
petey greene knew whats up.
- flashbender0
I don't like it when they refer to the part of a fruit you eat as "flesh" that just sounds gross.
"Found in the flesh and rind of watermelons, citrulline reacts ..."
