Segway attack plan 1212 Responses

Last post: 3 months ago | Thread started: Jul 6, 08, 10:43 p.m.

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• hektor911

  Ah, ha! So, that Chinese S.W.A.T. team we caught ridin' dirty on Segways earlier this week actually had a reason to be carrying on like they were -- they were performing anti-terrorist drills in preparation for security during the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing. Comically enough, the drill was said to be one of "rapid deployment," though we aren't told how many spills were taken when officers tried to actually maneuver one of these things around, aim at a target, pull a brown bag down around their head and keep it from spontaneously reversing. Just one question guys: what's with the tiny guns?

  

  Jul 6, 08, 10:43 p.m. – Permalink

• ukit

  They are obviously planning to paralyze their enemies with uncontrollable laugher

  • HAHAHA– utopian1

  

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  Dog-earJul 6, 08, 10:48 p.m. – Permalink

• utopian1

  MADE IN CHINA? the segways will probably fail!

  

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  Dog-earJul 6, 08, 11:14 p.m. – Permalink

• omgitsacamera

  How are they gonna dodge bullets while aiming and trying to ride that thing?

  And what is with that weak airplane thing in the background?

  

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  Dog-earJul 6, 08, 11:27 p.m. – Permalink

• October

  the tiny guns are probly so the things wont reverse from the recoil when they fire em.

  • ol them going back and forth.– omgitsacamera

  

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  Dog-earJul 7, 08, 12:12 a.m. – Permalink

• calculator

  potato guns

  

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  Dog-earJul 7, 08, 12:22 a.m. – Permalink

• Samush

  what a bunch of idiots, who ever thought that was a good idea?!
  sure thats gonna scare off a group of fanatical terrorists with a jeep full of C4, AK-47s and a few RPGs!
  its practically an invitation.

  

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  Dog-earJul 7, 08, 3:31 a.m. – Permalink

• nicnichols

  So are those knock-off Segways then? Sure to be on eBay soon...
  "Seg-Wai"

  

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  Dog-earJul 7, 08, 5:15 a.m. – Permalink

• detritus

  As ludicrous as this looks - from the little I've seen of the damnable contraptions moving, they're quite nippy, aren't they? If they are fully balanced, I imagine the tech could take care of the recoil, so they'd provide quite an effective platform for a moving attack front.

  Or, perhaps, they just look futur-enough to scare the shit out of any rebelling Tibetans.

  • Besides, did no one notice that they're black and have a HAL eye at the front? Not laughing now, are you?– detritus

  

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  Dog-earJul 7, 08, 5:17 a.m. – Permalink

• ian

  The 'Hal' eye on the front is the space discombobulator. The guns are just a decoy, the eye does all the 'zap' 'pow' techo damage stuff.

  

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  Dog-earJul 7, 08, 5:25 a.m. – Permalink

• nicnichols

  They are actually fun tho.. the wife and I have done the Philly tour twice.. if you are in the area (they have them everywhere I guess..) check it out.. its a nice tour around the Art Museum area..

  http://www.iglidetours.com/phila…

  

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  Dog-earJul 7, 08, 6:11 a.m. – Permalink

• Spookytim

  Now all they need is some lightweight sheilding, maybe kevlar or something, to cover the body and protect it, with a small aperture for the gun to fire from, and, ah, what else... a suction cup arm thingy and erm...

  

  • hahahaha!– ian1/2

    lawlZ!– flashbender2/2

  

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  Dog-earJul 7, 08, 6:14 a.m. – Permalink

• digdre

  pretty awesome if you ask me

  

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  Dog-earJul 7, 08, 6:42 a.m. – Permalink