Asshole upstairs
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- ********
So the guy upstairs 2 floors above insists on drumming on his electronic pads at 1:30 and I can hear it all the way down here. He wont respond to me banging on his door or jamming my finger on his buzzer.
I have it on good authority that it's the son of the person who owns the building, so I'm sure there is some sentiment of entitlement involved.
Any ideas on how to stick it to this fucker? I was thinking about tampering with the fuse box.
PS anytime there is a car blocking his driveway he buzzes every single apartment and yells.
- ********0
why dont you man up and talk to him
- remember the part when i was banging on his door and pressing his buzzer********
- you need to be a bit more diplomatic than just reacting with a buzzer and a bangingjaylarson
- how so?********
- just say it bothers you. do it nicely. he won't change if your being an asshole. it'll only to piss him off more.jaylarson
- remember the part when i was banging on his door and pressing his buzzer
- ephix0
Maybe he can't hear your banging on the the door because he would be using headphones with the electronic pads.
- jfletcher0
When I lived in SF, we lived next door to a pianist who was friends with the landlord (both were bithces), would play hours on end, and I'm pretty sure had a coke habit. She must have been a trust fund kid because she never worked.
She was a huge bitch and would wake us up at like 8:30am Sat morning playing, and then party until 4am really loud. We eventually moved out. The only thing I really did was during one of her parties I took my rollerblade and smashed it into her door. Things got quieter after that.....
I hope she breaks her hands.
- All I took from that was that you owned rollerbladesvoiceof
- After you realized you had roller blades, did you tell your parents your gay?********
- forcetwelve0
set fire to his door
- jfletcher0
leave a note under his door.... see if it stops after tonight. This will be an asshole test basically.
- omgitsacamera0
Get like minded neighbours and confront him and the landlord?
Or you can go to Judge Judy.
- jfletcher0
You need the People's Court and Night Court combined....
- ********0
oh my fucking god its a fucking camera
- Yes?omgitsacamera
- hows life?********
- 50/50.omgitsacamera
- Actually, now, no:
I'm at an all time low right now
i think that i've lost all respect from everyone here
i know i should count my blessings, but they're too weak.omgitsacamera - i know i should count my blessings, but they all seem to weak compared to what im going through.omgitsacamera
- shit dude, try to ride it out********
- thanksomgitsacamera
- Fariska0
If he practices at 1.30 in the morning, I'd call him at 4.30am to tell him how i appreciate his music.
- ********0
So the cunt upstairs 2 downs insists on typing on his crummy G5 at 1:30 and I can hear it all the way down here. He wont respond to me banging his sister or jamming my finger in his urethra.
I have it on good authority that it's the son of the person who owns the building, so I'm sure there is some sentiment of entitlement involved.
Any ideas on how to stick it to this fucker? I was thinking about tampering with his balls.
PS anytime there is a cock blocking at a party he buzzes every single apartment and yells.
- kinetic0
piss in one of those cafeteria trays and then freeze it....once it's good and frozen slide it under his door (the frozen sheet of piss only)
- Llyod0
PIITB
- ********0
somebody call?
- robco0
hide a cantaloupe in the wall or ceiling near (if possible - inside) his apartment so that he will never find it. A rotten cantaloupe smells like a decaying corpse, the stench will be unbearable, forcing him to move.
- haha, experience?Jaline
- piss on some rotten cantaloupe, freeze it and slide it under his doorlocustsloth
- does it have to be whole?omgitsacamera
- dunno if it needs to be whole, never tried it. id use the whole thing just to be sure though.robco
- rightomgitsacamera
- frozen shrimp work well also...blackfrancis
- mikotondria30
Distribute a flyer to all the apartments, saying you are starting an electronic band and you need a drummer (preferably pad player) as it's a kraftwerky type outfit, and that rehersals and tryouts will be in the basement at 9.
Let him set up then have an 'anonymous' other potential band member (who is obviously drunk) trip over and pour beer into his equipment. Drunk bloke leaves, apologising, noone knows who it is, then everyone goes back upstairs leaving him with busted kit. Yeh.
- dbloc0
woop his ass.
- Peter0
Bag, poo, lighter.
Just kidding.
Ski-mask, hunting nife, stealplated shoes.
...mouth-gag, bottle of Jack, astroglide
- Peter i think you mistakenly posted your shopping listlocustsloth
- Not true. But I have run out off colorful mouth-gags.Peter
- make sure the nife is really knice thoughPoint5
- univers0
I didn't spend all the time reading through everyone's post, but I am sure they are wicked.
Why don't you just call the cops and get him for disturbance. A nice fine, or jail time is a real stick to the groin.