salmonella
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- vwsung18t
anyone know about salmonella? i think i might have it. should i go see a doctor?
- Jaline0
don't eat that tomato either.
- Jnr_Madison0
I eat salmonella for breakfast.
- philipdrumman0
Ask the Doctor
- Spookytim0
If you've got salmonella, I'd actively avoid doctors. Sit at home eating raw chicken and old eggs with the heating turned up.
- Cause youre American!philipdrumman
- He's from the UK.Jaline
- mrdobolina0
why bother? there is no real treatment for it, drink lots of fluids.
- philipdrumman0
Sal Bass?
- Jaline0
"Symptoms of food poisoning begin eight to 72 hours after eating food contaminated with Salmonella. These include traditional food poisoning symptoms of abdominal pain, diarrhea, vomiting, and fever. The symptoms generally last one to five days. Dehydration can be a complication in severe cases. People generally recover without antibiotic treatment, although they may feel tired for a week after the active symptoms subside."
- awe man....
sung-man what did you eat???philipdrumman - i had some leftover sandwiches at my friend's house tuesdayvwsung18t
- awe man....
- harlequino0
Salmonella is a lot like burnt toast. Scrape off a few letters and you got "salmon." Now you have some fish! Yay!
- Jaline0
I think I have had something like this before. I thought I was going to die. If it gets really bad, consult someone, although the only way to confirm is to collect a stool sample. So perhaps ride it out for a day or so and see how it is.
- Jnr_Madison0
Yes, go and see the doc.
- Spookytim0
"Other symptoms begin after 72 hours and include severe abdominal pain, chaotic diarrhea, noisey vomiting, and really heavy fever leading to a state of delirium wherein sense and syntax completely evaporate, thrusting you into a world of utter confusion where nothing goes upside down before too long and besides, Jenny hasn't even started her periods yet so there's no excuses on that front, or at the sides, and once more underneath on the bottom, cheeky little sods, all over my chest they were."
- philipdrumman0
^^ Salmonella Squad: Can you breathe? Hows your pooper?- Well, I'm off for some lunch. I'm just reminding myself to not visit this thread until I am done eating.Jaline
- *RRREEWW*philipdrumman
- canuck0
Spamonella.
- madirish0
if you dropp the ella, you realize we are just talking about salmon, right?
- http://www.qbn.com/t…Jnr_Madison
- dammit.
once again, a day late and a dollar short...madirish
- Jaline0
Ella ella eh eh eh
- LOLJnr_Madison
- do you bring milkshakes to the yard?madirish
- it brings boys to the yard, yesJaline
- boyS?
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*kicks dirtmadirish - You're first.Jaline
- OK, fine, the only one.Jaline
- Can I hold your coat?
I hear its very small.Spookytim - well looky-there; this frown is turning upside down....madirish
- sure, spooky.Jaline
- Point50
I had food poisoning that pretty much wrecked me Sunday - Wednesday; no clue what it was. I read up on salmonella; it can be mild and it can be severe. Most adults will be fine and just deal with the symptoms of diarrhea, headaches, fevers vomiting, etc. ... and it should pass in 3 - 7 days.
- true story: I shit my pantsPoint5
- LOLmadirish
- srsly though- that sucks dude. :(madirish
- the brown fevuhphilipdrumman
- I was horrible when it happened, but I've laughed about it every day since!Point5
- MrDaro0
You should take antibiotics and lots of fluids, no caffeine or alcohol
- Drink coffee and scotch. Ok, got it!harlequino
- actually DO drink alcohol, it kills bacteriaMrDaro