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Last post: 3 months, 1 week ago | Thread started: Jun 19, 08, 9:26 a.m.

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• vwsung18t

  anyone know about salmonella? i think i might have it. should i go see a doctor?

  Jun 19, 08, 9:26 a.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  don't eat that tomato either.

  • yes, go see someone.– Jaline1/2

    actually, ride it out.– Jaline2/2

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 9:27 a.m. – Permalink

• Jnr_Madison

  I eat salmonella for breakfast.

  • I prefer botulism.– Spookytim1/2

    That's lunch.– Jnr_Madison2/2

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 9:27 a.m. – Permalink

• philipdrumman

  Ask the Doctor

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 9:29 a.m. – Permalink

• Spookytim

  If you've got salmonella, I'd actively avoid doctors. Sit at home eating raw chicken and old eggs with the heating turned up.

  • Cause youre American!– philipdrumman1/2

    He's from the UK.– Jaline2/2

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 9:29 a.m. – Permalink

• tasty

  

  Sal Monella

  • His suit goes so nicely with the drapes. And his red shirt matches his eyes!– boobs

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 9:30 a.m. – Permalink

• mrdobolina

  why bother? there is no real treatment for it, drink lots of fluids.

  • like tomato juice...– al_la

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 9:30 a.m. – Permalink

• philipdrumman

  Sal Bass?

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 9:31 a.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  "Symptoms of food poisoning begin eight to 72 hours after eating food contaminated with Salmonella. These include traditional food poisoning symptoms of abdominal pain, diarrhea, vomiting, and fever. The symptoms generally last one to five days. Dehydration can be a complication in severe cases. People generally recover without antibiotic treatment, although they may feel tired for a week after the active symptoms subside."

  • awe man....
    sung-man what did you eat???– philipdrumman1/2

    i had some leftover sandwiches at my friend's house tuesday– vwsung18t2/2

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 9:31 a.m. – Permalink

• vwsung18t

  i took some antibiotics. when i googled it, it looks like that's what's recommended.

  • walk into the light– marychain1/2

    you would know if you have food poisoning, you wouldn't be online guaranteed– MSTRPLN2/2

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 9:31 a.m. – Permalink

• harlequino

  Salmonella is a lot like burnt toast. Scrape off a few letters and you got "salmon." Now you have some fish! Yay!

  • HAHAHAHA– Spookytim

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 9:32 a.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  I think I have had something like this before. I thought I was going to die. If it gets really bad, consult someone, although the only way to confirm is to collect a stool sample. So perhaps ride it out for a day or so and see how it is.

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 9:34 a.m. – Permalink

• Jnr_Madison

  Yes, go and see the doc.

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 9:34 a.m. – Permalink

• Spookytim

  "Other symptoms begin after 72 hours and include severe abdominal pain, chaotic diarrhea, noisey vomiting, and really heavy fever leading to a state of delirium wherein sense and syntax completely evaporate, thrusting you into a world of utter confusion where nothing goes upside down before too long and besides, Jenny hasn't even started her periods yet so there's no excuses on that front, or at the sides, and once more underneath on the bottom, cheeky little sods, all over my chest they were."

  • Sorry, that was no help.– Spookytim1/6

    chaotic diarrhea, check– vwsung18t2/6

    Wow. Do you have a scanner?– Spookytim3/6

    Whats that? youre current chair is porcelain?– philipdrumman4/6

    lol @ this post– Jaline5/6

    this is accurate, to clarify. yes, I am talking about what you think I am talking about.– Jaline6/6

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 9:36 a.m. – Permalink

• philipdrumman

  

  • *RRREEWW*– philipdrumman

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 9:37 a.m. – Permalink

• philipdrumman

  ^^ Salmonella Squad: Can you breathe? Hows your pooper?

  • Well, I'm off for some lunch. I'm just reminding myself to not visit this thread until I am done eating.– Jaline1/2

    *RRREEWW*– philipdrumman2/2

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 10:19 a.m. – Permalink

• canuck

  Spamonella.

  • LOL– Jnr_Madison

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 10:19 a.m. – Permalink

• madirish

  if you dropp the ella, you realize we are just talking about salmon, right?

  • http://www.qbn.com/t…– Jnr_Madison1/2

    dammit.
    once again, a day late and a dollar short...– madirish2/2

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 10:25 a.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  Ella ella eh eh eh

  • LOL– Jnr_Madison1/9

    do you bring milkshakes to the yard?– madirish2/9

    it brings boys to the yard, yes– Jaline3/9

    boyS?
    oh.....
    *kicks dirt– madirish4/9

    You're first.– Jaline5/9

    OK, fine, the only one.– Jaline6/9

    Can I hold your coat?
    
    I hear its very small.– Spookytim7/9

    well looky-there; this frown is turning upside down....– madirish8/9

    sure, spooky.– Jaline9/9

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 10:26 a.m. – Permalink

• Point5

  I had food poisoning that pretty much wrecked me Sunday - Wednesday; no clue what it was. I read up on salmonella; it can be mild and it can be severe. Most adults will be fine and just deal with the symptoms of diarrhea, headaches, fevers vomiting, etc. … and it should pass in 3 - 7 days.

  • true story: I shit my pants– Point51/5

    LOL– madirish2/5

    srsly though- that sucks dude. :(– madirish3/5

    the brown fevuh– philipdrumman4/5

    I was horrible when it happened, but I've laughed about it every day since!– Point55/5

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 10:30 a.m. – Permalink

• MrDaro

  You should take antibiotics and lots of fluids, no caffeine or alcohol

  • Drink coffee and scotch. Ok, got it!– harlequino1/2

    actually DO drink alcohol, it kills bacteria– MrDaro2/2

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 11:08 a.m. – Permalink