Jizz Trees?
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- JackRyan
Man, I don't know if these trees exist where you all live, but there are trees here in Denver that smell like man sauce. Its horrible...
- _salisae_0
yes. there was one outside of my job in atlanta. if you open your mouth to prevent smelling you're practically licking a sweaty crotch.
- JackRyan0
It was all hot in my apartment and I opened my window...and closed it just as fast. I turned on my swamp cooler, and now my whole place smells like it.
- Jnr_Madison0
Tree huggers have went too far this time...
- hhahahhahahaa_salisae_
- The funny!Peter
- i loled.omgitsacamera
- Jnr_Madison0
I love the smell of man in the morning.
- canuck? is that you?Jaline
- He was joking Jaline, we haven't swapped in ages.Jnr_Madison
- rrright...Jaline
- GreedoLives0
well if you think about it, all pollen is is trees having sex, so you're pretty much doused in tree jizz from spring to mid-summer.
- yummy!!!! You're up late, no?Jnr_Madison
- hardly. you, however, have transcended all definitions of space and time...GreedoLives
- And it even coats your throat. And nostrils. Real-life tree pr0n.dog_opus
- i agree with greedo_salisae_
- about the transcendence_salisae_
- Sleep is overrated!!!Jnr_Madison
- Hard to argue with science.flavorful
- mg330
OMGWTF...
I just started the same fucking thread on the same fucking topic on a different messageboard... 5 minutes ago. probably the same time you started this one. LOLOLOLOL
And here's my thread topic and post:
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I'm sure this discussion occurs this time every year...
but is anyone else tired of trees that smell like an old cum rag?Seriously, jogging along the lakefront is no fun. That's just not what I want to smell!
It's all over the city. I remember it in Logan Square. All over. Horrible. Daley needs to get with it and get some tree fumigators, something, anything...
- Hahahahahaha...JackRyan
- what forum? YH?Jnr_Madison
- that is weird.Jaline
- No, it's called Sound Opinions - it's a popular music mb in chicagomg33
- You should write a song about them. "My girlfriend broke up with me because summer hit and the cum trees started up."flavorful
- The chorus is:
Dude seriously, I told her it was vegetation,
However, she thought I was strictly addicted to masturbation.flavorful - * strictly addicted to masturbation.flavorful
- my feet are tappin'!_salisae_
- LOLJnr_Madison
- avolve0
Tree jizz blocks my nose up
- flavorful0
We call them cum trees back East, haha.
- Jaline0
I have never encountered this issue. I'm not sure what to make of it...
- You haven't been smelling hard enough...Jnr_Madison
- it's called accidentally walking into a dank hotel room with 5 hairy old men masterbating_salisae_
- ...or you don't know the smell. Either way, you're probably better off.Jnr_Madison
- I've only encountered it in the boonies myself back where my family is from when they moved to America.flavorful
- LOL & salisaeJnr_Madison
- Pretty sure people think I'm crazy when I talk about them in Pittsburgh.flavorful
- The trees that is ... not what Shari is talking about, hahah.flavorful
- that probably wasn't the trees, flavor._salisae_
- I will avoid both things. Thanks for informing me.Jaline
- Oh no, I'm going back in two weeks ... is a whole bunch of repressed memories going to cum tree with it?flavorful
- OMG! We are seeing a different side to _salisae_ with all this talk of semen and old men!Mr100
- I thought this was her only side, haha.flavorful
- IN A GOOD WAY!!!flavorful
- JackRyan0
I wonder what species it is?
- Mr1000
huh. old cum rag.
- _salisae_0
is our thread funnier than their thread, mg?
*scratches crotch
- Jnr_Madison0
This is the best thread I've seen on qbn for ages!
- Peter0
What is this cum-tree of which you speak?
By that I mean what kind of tree is it?
There are no cum-trees around here. But then again the air is polluted and the rain (luckily?) downs any smell of jizz.
- Jnr_Madison0
I think I'm starting to annoy Jaline.
- LOLJnr_Madison
- hahaha, you have a good radar.Jaline
- ok, honey, al back off ;)Jnr_Madison
- nah, it's fine. I just don't reply to stuff that's a bit disgusting. Carry on :)Jaline
- (it all depends on my mood too)Jaline
- Jnr_Madison0
Throat batter Tree is the technical term.
- ismith0
- yes!GreedoLives
- a pear tree?GreedoLives
- formed cum_salisae_
- just like those lollypops._salisae_
- it even looks like a cum soaked treeismith
- nastyismith
- that's the bastard right there!mg33
- GreedoLives0
All i know is that my baby is starting to sprout leaves and i'm getting a little suspicious...
- that's kinda early, no?_salisae_
- early bloomer
*rimshotGreedoLives
- Jnr_Madison0
All this talk of cum trees is starting to make me hungry.
- and starting to make me wet.Jnr_Madison
- 4 am, time for lunchGreedoLives
- YES, cum roll.Jnr_Madison