Jizz Trees? 4545 Responses

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JackRyan
Man, I don't know if these trees exist where you all live, but there are trees here in Denver that smell like man sauce. Its horrible...
Jun 17, 08, 7:29 p.m. – Permalink
_salisae_
yes. there was one outside of my job in atlanta. if you open your mouth to prevent smelling you're practically licking a sweaty crotch.
- How do you know this?– Mr1001/6
  No, wait. Forget I asked.– Mr1002/6
  oh because they have those lollypops taht supposedly taste just like it.– _salisae_3/6
  jellybeans?– Jaline4/6
  oh, lollipops.– Mr1005/6
  Yeah, its the "Sweaty Crotch," flavored Jelly Belly. Jelly Belly...cummy tummy?– JackRyan6/6
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Dog-earJun 17, 08, 7:31 p.m. – Permalink
JackRyan
It was all hot in my apartment and I opened my window...and closed it just as fast. I turned on my swamp cooler, and now my whole place smells like it.
- oh that's the worst yet!– _salisae_
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Dog-earJun 17, 08, 7:33 p.m. – Permalink
dog_opus
*ponders what could possibly be the evolutionary value of such a phenomenon*
- Pheromone?– flavorful1/3
  The Pheromone Phenomenon? Beats Mississippi.– _salisae_2/3
  Literally!– flavorful3/3
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Dog-earJun 17, 08, 7:34 p.m. – Permalink
Jnr_Madison
Tree huggers have went too far this time...
- hhahahhahahaa– _salisae_1/3
  The funny!– PeterH2/3
  i loled.– omgitsacamera3/3
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Dog-earJun 17, 08, 7:35 p.m. – Permalink
Jnr_Madison
I love the smell of man in the morning.
- canuck? is that you?– Jaline1/3
  He was joking Jaline, we haven't swapped in ages.– Jnr_Madison2/3
  rrright...– Jaline3/3
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Dog-earJun 17, 08, 7:35 p.m. – Permalink
GreedoLives
well if you think about it, all pollen is is trees having sex, so you're pretty much doused in tree jizz from spring to mid-summer.
- yummy!!!! You're up late, no?– Jnr_Madison1/7
  hardly. you, however, have transcended all definitions of space and time...– GreedoLives2/7
  And it even coats your throat. And nostrils. Real-life tree pr0n.– dog_opus3/7
  i agree with greedo– _salisae_4/7
  about the transcendence– _salisae_5/7
  Sleep is overrated!!!– Jnr_Madison6/7
  Hard to argue with science.– flavorful7/7
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Dog-earJun 17, 08, 7:36 p.m. – Permalink
mg33
OMGWTF...
I just started the same fucking thread on the same fucking topic on a different messageboard... 5 minutes ago. probably the same time you started this one. LOLOLOLOL
And here's my thread topic and post:
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I'm sure this discussion occurs this time every year...
but is anyone else tired of trees that smell like an old cum rag?
Seriously, jogging along the lakefront is no fun. That's just not what I want to smell!
It's all over the city. I remember it in Logan Square. All over. Horrible. Daley needs to get with it and get some tree fumigators, something, anything...
- Hahahahahaha...– JackRyan1/9
  what forum? YH?– Jnr_Madison2/9
  that is weird.– Jaline3/9
  No, it's called Sound Opinions - it's a popular music mb in chicago– mg334/9
  You should write a song about them. "My girlfriend broke up with me because summer hit and the cum trees started up."– flavorful5/9
  The chorus is:
  Dude seriously, I told her it was vegetation,
  However, she thought I was strictly addicted to masturbation.– flavorful6/9
  * strictly addicted to masturbation.– flavorful7/9
  my feet are tappin'!– _salisae_8/9
  LOL– Jnr_Madison9/9
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Dog-earJun 17, 08, 7:39 p.m. – Permalink
avolve
Tree jizz blocks my nose up
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Dog-earJun 17, 08, 7:39 p.m. – Permalink
flavorful
We call them cum trees back East, haha.
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Dog-earJun 17, 08, 7:40 p.m. – Permalink
Jaline
I have never encountered this issue. I'm not sure what to make of it...
- You haven't been smelling hard enough...– Jnr_Madison1/13
  it's called accidentally walking into a dank hotel room with 5 hairy old men masterbating– _salisae_2/13
  ...or you don't know the smell. Either way, you're probably better off.– Jnr_Madison3/13
  I've only encountered it in the boonies myself back where my family is from when they moved to America.– flavorful4/13
  LOL & salisae– Jnr_Madison5/13
  Pretty sure people think I'm crazy when I talk about them in Pittsburgh.– flavorful6/13
  The trees that is ... not what Shari is talking about, hahah.– flavorful7/13
  that probably wasn't the trees, flavor.– _salisae_8/13
  I will avoid both things. Thanks for informing me.– Jaline9/13
  Oh no, I'm going back in two weeks ... is a whole bunch of repressed memories going to cum tree with it?– flavorful10/13
  OMG! We are seeing a different side to _salisae_ with all this talk of semen and old men!– Mr10011/13
  I thought this was her only side, haha.– flavorful12/13
  IN A GOOD WAY!!!– flavorful13/13
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Dog-earJun 17, 08, 7:43 p.m. – Permalink
JackRyan
I wonder what species it is?
- Cummy?– Jnr_Madison
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Dog-earJun 17, 08, 7:43 p.m. – Permalink
Mr100
huh. old cum rag.
- lol, cum rag, lol.– Jnr_Madison
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Dog-earJun 17, 08, 7:45 p.m. – Permalink
_salisae_
is our thread funnier than their thread, mg?
*scratches crotch
- Did you smell your fingers?– JackRyan1/5
  < \/ Yes.– flavorful2/5
  Hahaha.– JackRyan3/5
  haha. i was just adjusting. smells nice in here though.– _salisae_4/5
  there are only two replies so far.– mg335/5
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Dog-earJun 17, 08, 7:49 p.m. – Permalink
Jnr_Madison
This is the best thread I've seen on qbn for ages!
- < ^ Yes.– flavorful
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Dog-earJun 17, 08, 7:50 p.m. – Permalink
PeterH
What is this cum-tree of which you speak?
By that I mean what kind of tree is it?
There are no cum-trees around here. But then again the air is polluted and the rain (luckily?) downs any smell of jizz.
- Google Image Search it...– flavorful
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Dog-earJun 17, 08, 7:53 p.m. – Permalink
Jnr_Madison
I think I'm starting to annoy Jaline.
- LOL– Jnr_Madison1/5
  hahaha, you have a good radar.– Jaline2/5
  ok, honey, al back off ;)– Jnr_Madison3/5
  nah, it's fine. I just don't reply to stuff that's a bit disgusting. Carry on :)– Jaline4/5
  (it all depends on my mood too)– Jaline5/5
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Dog-earJun 17, 08, 7:53 p.m. – Permalink
Jnr_Madison
Throat batter Tree is the technical term.
- you are on fi-yah!– _salisae_
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Dog-earJun 17, 08, 7:55 p.m. – Permalink
ismith
Does it look like this...?
- yes!– GreedoLives1/7
  a pear tree?– GreedoLives2/7
  formed cum– _salisae_3/7
  just like those lollypops.– _salisae_4/7
  it even looks like a cum soaked tree– ismith5/7
  nasty– ismith6/7
  that's the bastard right there!– mg337/7
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Dog-earJun 17, 08, 7:57 p.m. – Permalink
GreedoLives
All i know is that my baby is starting to sprout leaves and i'm getting a little suspicious...
- that's kinda early, no?– _salisae_1/2
  early bloomer
  *rimshot– GreedoLives2/2
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Dog-earJun 17, 08, 7:58 p.m. – Permalink
Jnr_Madison
All this talk of cum trees is starting to make me hungry.
- and starting to make me wet.– Jnr_Madison1/3
  4 am, time for lunch– GreedoLives2/3
  YES, cum roll.– Jnr_Madison3/3
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