Trade Wife for Tickets
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- dbloc
trade my wife for 2 celts game 6 tickets - $1 (medford)
im reposting here with a picture of my wife, and to be more direct as to what we are looking for, ok we are willing to trade for 2 game 6 tickets, a date, dinner, drinks, etc(please no drugs or crazy people) with my wife, shes italian 5,4 105 tanned toned very pretty, the date would be on monday june 16th in a public place, just the 2 of you, from about 8pm-2am, no physical contact! could be limited contact depending on how she feels towards you, we can discuss after recieving your picture and talking on the phone, please you must be serious about this we are, the reason for this is because im a die hard fan who is willing to go to extremes to see the celts win #17, my wife agreed to this for me, so enough of the suits in the stands, hopefully you will allow a real fan to go to the game and you can take my hot wife for a fun night on the town! again please serious replies only you must include a picture tickets to be exchanged on monday before the date thanks kyle and monica
- JG_LB0
gang bang?
- royer0
ha....terrible
- CALLES0
can she cook chicken wings?
- royer0
could be limited contact....what does this mean? dry hump?
- mrdobolina0
make her clean your garage.
- acescence0
i could just sell the tickets and wave the money around in the air and get 10 dates
- Same here, except for the selling tickets part.hedge
- And make it 20 dates.hedge
- STFUpantone
- trying too hard...mrdobolina
- Jaline0
They're actually just looking to murder someone.
- designbot0
Pimping your wife out for a sports tickets....wow.
- MrDaro0
she ain't hot. I'd have to get the tickets to go on a date with her.
- harlequino0
Is, uh,... Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?
- sublocked0
weak. i'd need her as a slave for a week to give up tickets that good.
- CALLES0
PIITB?
- sea_sea0
this is about to ruin your marriage... will come back and haunt you.. almost guaranteed.
- dirtydesign0
I could mock up some fake tix and just have a go at her until the dude finds out.
- epete220
choooo chooo
- dirtydesign0
Wait, this guys serious. What a fuckin loser.
- epete220
they're watcha call "watchers"
- drgs0
how are you a die had fan who missed tickets to a celts game?
...and when ure at that game, every second, every minute you will be worrying about your wife
- dbloc0
he probably doesn't give a shit about his wife... or they are swingers.