Dear Open Letter Posters
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- Dr_Rand0
If I catch you shitting in my garden one more time, Im going to bury you in it.
- kona0
*mental note*
- Next time I want to complain about complainers I'll complain on the board the complainers complain on.- Oh, and pick up some more Shasta. We're out.
*end mental note*
- skt0
"The highlight of David Davis's career came in 2005 when, for a period lasting several months, he was seen as the inevitable future leader of the Conservative party."
- moth0
David Davis cares.
- skt0
the tories are the go to guys when you have a cat shitting in your garden.
- moth0
Complaining IS an art form. And it's honest. Not like design and advertising....
- moth0
Why bother?
You're all so shit at complaining - you can't even direct your complaints the right company/website/person/literate cat.
At least when I'm fucking pissed with 2 Wars, 42 days, privatising the NHS via the back door, inability to keep private things private, wasting nearly £10bn on 14 days of sport, missing millions in City Hall (8 arrests is now the total just in case you thought Ken was an honest guy), ID cards, EU constitution.......... I fucking voted Tory.
What do you do? Write open letters, bend over and ask for plenty more buggery.
You should all be ashamed.
- barbtastic0
yr mom doesn't care
- Fariska0
They fucking do!
- bulletfactory0
metallica cares deeply
- ian0
OK, so if not starting an open letter thread, can we still post open letters into existing threads? I liked the one where I asked metallica to fuck off.
- neue75_bold0
the current time thread cares...
- 5timuli0
Someone's a bit grumpy.
- kelpie0
Also the Telegraph. and the ghost of benjamin disraeli
- JerseyRaindog0
Open letters? Damn, all this time I thought these things were called threads. I already knew nobody cares.
- paraselene0
i knew something was brewing... you've been downright cheery lately.
- kelpie0
Boris cares, moth, Boris cares
- i_R_error0
i reckon, above all - the cats care.