Spiritual Guidance
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- hiimerik0
I only know one "truth" about religions and that is there is more than one religion.
- Many fruits share the same root my son. Go on...TheBlueOne
- lawlz
flashbender
- 7point340
good pain pills eh?
- CALLES0
- ah calles, I never took you for a rastafarian.TheBlueOne
- naw... not really...CALLES
- But you play one on TV then?TheBlueOne
- whatever it take to you know whatCALLES
- Dr_Rand0
where is my "peace that passeth all undertanding"?
- CALLES0
oh wait i didn't know that was TBO? did you get discounts at archies with that thing?
- mrdobolina0
Blueone, have you ever married anyone? I have a friend who is ordained and has married 3 of my friends.
- You have seen through to the root of my ministry. You have been blessed with vision.TheBlueOne
- Now that gay marriage is legal in california I bet a guy could make some nice coinlandock
- Money is the root of all evil, my brother.TheBlueOne
- It's the Spiritual Hedgesphilipdrumman
- TheBlueOne0
I see I have much work to do here....
- pantone0
Blue One, how can I please others without dropping my pants?
- Perhaps switching to a skirt, a bathrobe or a sari wrap like garment would be a good place to start.TheBlueOne
- BattleAxe0
why do good things happen to bad people
- In this universe, it's a feature not a bug....TheBlueOne
- Free will.designbot
- Hey now, don't jump in on the Rev...TheBlueOne
- You just wanted to use "the Rev" to refer to yourself didn't you:)designbot
- I did.TheBlueOne
- Dr_Rand0
can I get a witness?
- harlequino0
Id' be happy to ordain you as a Discordian Pope, as well. Good resume booster with the multiple creds.
- kona0
- lolzbrains
- Sweet!TheBlueOne
- The Winkler GospelsTheBlueOne
- pic of the day!!sputnik2
- The Gospel According to Potsielocustsloth
- lolzjanne76
- kona's jumping the shark now!janne76
- TheBlueOne0
Sorry, I was on a lunch break. What'd I miss?
- landock0
Is my mommy in heaven?
- First, are you sure she is dead?TheBlueOne
- All Dogs Go To Heaven.philipdrumman
- 2cents0
Dear Rev.
I think organized religion is a farce based off of some stories told 1000's of years ago. It's purely a money grab, and a crutch for weak minded people.
What do you think?
- Son what you need is some of this good ole tasty kool aidphilipdrumman
- Cherry?2cents
- TheBlueOne0
Dear 2cents,
If such a thought process brings you closer to inner peace and delivers you fortitude in your personal search for your understanding of birth, death and all of life's challenges in between than rock on.
If not, and you need a crutch at some point, there will be one waiting for you.
Besides religion is only a map, not the terrritory.
Best
Rev- "Besides religion is only a map, not the terrritory." i like that.sputnik2
- Wise words Rev.2cents
- *Raises Rev Fist or Righteous Understanding in acknowledgment of your compliment.TheBlueOne
- Whoa whoa whoa Who let some actual wisdom on this site?!?locustsloth
- gramme0
Oh kids.
- gramme0
Reverend, we need to talk about the design of your minister's card. Step into my office ASAP. Thou hast kerned poorly, my son.
- Hey, I didn't design 'em. The ULC did...and what do you expect for $12.99?TheBlueOne
- CALLES0
oh yeah!
*grabs beer on doritos